"A Happy Cat"
He kept trying over and over to get it, but all he could do was run around in circles.
Exhausted and frustrated, with this endless pursuit,, he eventually stopped.
And then, he discovered that if he'd just go on about his life then it would follow him wherever he went.
"PEACE IN AMERICA"

In friendship, side by side,
And cherish understanding
More than hatred, greed and pride.
Peace will come when people see
All people as the same,
And no one has to live in fear,
In ignorance, or shame.
Peace will come when people
Who are needy can reach out
For shelter, food, or love,
And no has to do without.
Peace will come when people
Learn to listen and to care
About the rights and dignity
Of people everywhere.
Peace will come when love and trust
And kindness know rebirth,
And on that day all people
Will rejoice in peace on earth.
"HUG CERTIFICATE"
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
and share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue.
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own;
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
are impossible for me.
I cannot build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there.
This is a Hug Certificate!!
Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug.
"You Are Mighty"
Believe in your self, believe that you are mighty and that you can do anything. You can outsmart anybody, you can master anything and you can overcome any obstacle.
This is a site that helps you to reinforce that thought everyday or whenever you need to remind yourself of who you are and what you can accomplish if you believe in yourself
Go to this site called:
Ten Simple Things You Can Do To Save Money Today
1. Instead of going out or hitting the nearest fast food drive-thru,
take leftovers from last night's dinner to work for lunch today. You caneasily
save $5. By doing this just one time a week, you could save $260 by the
end of a year.
2. Instead of buying a gift and birthday card for someone today, make a
homemade card and a batch of his or her favorite cookies to show howmuch
you care. Even if you only saved $10 per occasion by doing this, that$10
for one special occasion per month would add up to a $120 savings by the
end of the year
3. Rather than renting a movie from the video store tonight, take the
familyto the library for browsing through books or reading the latest
magazines.
Assuming an inexpensive movie costs around $2.00 to rent, you could save
$104 by the end of the year by doing this just once a week
4. Don't buy canned drinks from the vending machine at work. Instead
take asix-pack of soda from home that you bought on sale. With at least a 25¢
percan savings, you can save at least 50¢ if you drink two a day. That's a
savings of $2.50 a week or $130 a year.
5. Hang a load of laundry to dry either on a clothesline or on hangers
across your shower curtain rod instead of using your clothes dryer. You
can save an estimated 50¢ per load. If you choose to air dry just three loads of
laundry per week, you could sock away $78 by the end of one year.
6. Instead of buying snacks from the snack machine at work or school,
stock up on snacks when on sale or at the bakery thrift store or bring
homemade snacks. Snacks from vending machines can cost 50¢, 75¢ or even more.
Using the conservative estimate of a 40¢ savings per snack, you could
pad your bank account with an extra $104 a year by adopting this simple
habit.
7. Rather than running through a drive-thru or stopping at a convenience
store when you get hungry and thirsty, take a small cooler with snacks and
something to drink along with you when you go out to run errands. Doing
this can easily save you $2.00. By doing this two times a week you could savea
whopping $208 by the end of a year.
8. Don't buy a newspaper; borrow a friend's discarded copy or stop bythe
library on your way home. This will save you 50¢ a day, or $52 a year if you
do it just two times a week.
9. Save money and get some exercise by walking, riding your bike or
rollerblading for short trips. Assuming you'd save 32¢ per mile on gasand
wear-and-tear on your car, you could save about $2.00 a week by doingthis
for three short trips a week (two miles or less). By the end of a year, this
would add up to a $104 savings
10. When you cook dinner tonight, omit meat from your meal. Cook a
meatless pasta dish or a vegetable soup and bread. Using a conservative
estimate of a $3.00 savings, you could save $156 by the end of a year by
just one time a week.
By Nancy Twiggs
What Is Maturity?
Maturity is the ability to control anger and settle differences without violence or destruction.
Maturity is patience. It is the willingness to pass up immediate pleasure in favor of the long-term gain.
Maturity is perseverance, the ability to sweat out a project or a situation in spite of heavy opposition and discouraging set-backs.
Maturity is the capacity to face unpleasantness and frustration, discomfort and defeat, without complaint or collapse.
Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, "I was wrong." And, when right, the mature person need not experience the satisfaction of saying, "I told you so."Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities; then they do nothing.
Maturity means dependability, keeping one's word, coming through in a crisis.
Maturity is the art of living in peace with that which we cannot change, the courage to change that which should be changed -- and the wisdom to know the difference.
"Carjacking"
(NOT A JOKE)
You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside.
You start the engine and shift into Reverse.
When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off.
They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.
So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!
NOW BEING USED....
Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail.
Please keep this going.
Thank you.
Lieutenant Tony Bartolome
Bureau of Investigations
Florida Highway Patrol
P.O. Box 593527 Orlando , FL 32859
The Stress Diet
Breakfast:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk
Lunch:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie
Mid-Afternoon Snack:
The rest of the Oreos in the package
1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate topping
Dinner:
2 loaves garlic bread
4 cans or 1 large pitcher Diet Coke
1 large pepperoni pizza
3 Snickers bars
Late Evening News:
Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake
(eaten directly from freezer)
"Advice From An Old Farmer"
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers at a
distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner
than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a
grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't
never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best
answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get
older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't
botherin' you none.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever
have to deal with, watches you from
the mirror every mornin'.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a
lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Arthor Unknown
"What To Tell Telemarketers"
If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my stomach is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."
If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
Cry out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh, my GOODNESS! Judy, how have you BEEN?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
Say "no", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up.
If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don't have any friends...would you be my friend?"
If they clean rugs: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out GOAT blood? How about HUMAN blood?" Alternate: "Sorry, my floor is made of stone."
Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional "uh-huh", "rilly" or "how fascinating". Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them you couldn't just give out your credit card number to a complete stranger.
Tell them you work for the same company they work for.
Example:
Telemarketer: "This is Bill from Water Tronics."
You: "Water Tronics! Hey, I work for them too. Where are you calling from?"
Telemarketer: "Uh...Dallas, Texas."
You: "Great, they have a group there too? How's business/the weather?!?"
Telemarketer: "Sorry, we can't sell to employees."
You: "Oh, okay. Bye!"
(Jerry Seinfeld version) Tell the telemarketer your busy at the moment and if they give you their phone number, you'll call them back.
Telemarketer will say "We're not allowed to give out our number".
You say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at work, right?".
Telemarketer will agree. You say "Now you know how I feel!" then hang-up.
"Lessen The Stress In Your Life"
Learn to live simple, focus on what's important :
- Don't answer the telephone during dinner
- Stop trying to please everybody. Start pleasing yourself
- Set aside one day a week for rest and renewal
- For every "yes" let there be a "no"
- Allow an extra half-hour for everything you do
- Always carry something interesting to read
- Breathe deeply, and often
- Always opt for comfort
- Cultivate gratitude
- Be instead of Do
- If you don't love it, live without it
- Move, walk, dance, run, find a sport you enjoy
- Begin and end the day with prayer, meditation, reflection
- Strive for realistic deadlines
- Nurture friendships
Kindergarten Rules To Live By
* Share everything.
* Play fair.
* Don't hit people.
* Put things back where you found them.
* Clean up your own mess.
* Don't take things that aren't yours.
* Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
* Wash your hands before you eat.
* Flush.
* Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
* Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
* Take a nap every afternoon.
* When you go out in the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands and stick together.
* Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
* Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
* And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK.
Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.
Take any one of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if we all - the whole world - had cookies and milk at about 3 o'clock in the afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess.
And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out in the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.
Source: "ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN" by Robert Fulghum.
Signs Of Advanced Motherhood
"Angels"
A drunken man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about
"And blood was everywhere,"
"The sirens screamed out eulogies,"
For death was in the air.
"A mother, trapped inside her car,"
Was heard above the noise;
Her plaintive plea near split the air:
"Oh, God, please spare my boys!"
She fought to loose her pinned hands;
"She struggled to get free,"
But mangled metal held her fast
In grim captivity.
Her frightened eyes then focused
"On where the back seat once had been,"
But all she saw was broken glass and
Two children's seats crushed d in.
Her twins were nowhere to be seen;
"She did not hear them cry,”
"And then she prayed they'd been thrown free,”
"Oh, God, don't let them die!”
Then firemen came and cut her loose,”
"But when they searched the back,”
"They found therein no little boys,”
But the seat belts were intact.
They thought the woman had gone mad
"And was traveling alone,”
"But when they turned to question her,”
They discovered she was gone.
Policemen saw her running wild
And screaming above the noise
"In beseeching supplication,”
Please help me find my boys!
They're four years old and wear blue shirts;
"Their jeans are blue to match.""
"One cop spoke up, ""They're in my car,”
And they don't have a scratch.
They said their daddy put them there
"And gave them each a cone,”
Then told them both to wait for Mom
To come and take they home.
"I've searched d the area high and low,”
But I can't find their dad.
"He must have fled the scene,”
"I guess, and that is very bad."
"The mother hugged the twins and said,”
"While wiping at a tear,”
"He could not flee the scene, you see,”
"For he's been dead a year."
"The cop just looked confused and asked,”
"Now, how can that be true?”
"The boys said, ""Mommy, Daddy came”
"And left a kiss for you."" "
He told us not to worry
"And that you would be all right,”
And then he put us in this car with
"The pretty, flashing light.”
"We wanted him to stay with us,”
"Because we miss him so,”
"But Mommy, he just hugged us tight”
And said he had to go.
He said someday we'd understand
"And told us not to fuss,”
"And he said to tell you, Mommy,”
"He's watching over us."
The mother knew without a doubt
"That what they spoke was true,”
"For she recalled their dad's last words,” " I will watch over
You."
The firemen's notes could not explain
"The twisted, mangled car,”
And how the three of them escaped
Without a single scar.
"But on the cop's report was scribed,”
"In print so very fine,”
An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.
ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we
Call them FRIENDS
"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold;
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"
A word that means the world to me.
~By Howard Johnson~
We only have One Mom, One Mommy,
One Mother in this World, One life.
Don't wait for the Tomorrow's
to tell Mom, you love her"
~Author Unknown~
"Happy Mothers Day Means More"
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"Happy Mother's Day" means more
Than have a happy day.
Within those words lie lots of things
We never get to say.
It means I love you first of all,
Then thanks for all you do.
It means you mean a lot to me,
And that I honor you.
But most of all, I guess it means
That I am thinking of
Your happiness on this, your day,
With pleasure and with love
"Would You Take The Pennies"
A man recently went into a Chinese restaurant and ordered lunch and when it was time to pay, he only had a bag of pennies, the meal totalled $2.65cents, the woman who ran the restaurant refused to take the pennies. The man who is an EMT tech was pretty angry when he left the restaurant and he talked to a local politician about it.
The incident even garnered a write up in the local paper.The lady apologized and said it was all a big misunderstanding and that she would gladly accept his pennies.
They are now trying to think of a law to fine shop owners who refuse correct payment because it comes in the form of pennies. It is a poor neighborhood and if you have a business you should take any form of currency because eveveryone deserves to be served.no one should go hungry because the don't have paper money.
What is the big deal, isn't pennies money too?
"If" By Rudyard Kipling
Buy No Gas On May 15th
>>
>> In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest
>> Of gas prices. It was most effective and gasoline prices dropped 30
>> Cents a gallon overnight.
>>
>> On May 15th 2007, encourage all your friends and families not go to a
>> Gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a
>> Gallon in most places.
>>
>> There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the Internet, and
>> The average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.
>>
>> If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take
>> $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies'
>> Pockets in just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May
>> 15th and lets try to make ourselves heard by the industry for at least
>> One day.
There is a new scam going around called the "Hit Man". If you receive this email report it to the FBI.
Subject: Merry Xmas to you and stay alive........... |
Folks all across the country have received identically-worded texts, according to the FBI, which says it is investigating this bizarre new form of spam.
So far, it is known that the messages originate from Moscow (note the fractured grammar, indicating they were written by non-English speakers) and are being sent to email addresses apparently selected from professional databases (i.e., targeting recipients who presumably have the resources to pay). As FBI cybercrime supervisor Bill Shore noted in an interview with the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, "All they're looking for is one guy to pay off. Then their job is done."
Do not reply
The most important thing you should know with regard to these emails is that if you receive one, you shouldn't respond. In addition to being after your money, the perpetrators hope to persuade you to share personal data so they can steal your identity.
Baskin Robbins 31cent Scoop Night
May 2nd is 31cent scoop night at Baskins Robbins. Take the kids out for a scoop. This is nation wide.
Baskin Robbins is doing this to support the National fallen Firefighters Foundation.
The hours are between the hrs. of 5PM & 10PM.


