07.31.07 (9:15 am)   [edit]

Click on the yellow button at The Hunger Site and give a
cup of food to the hungry at no cost to you.

http://www.thehungersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1&" title="http://www.thehungersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1&" target="_blank"http://www.thehungersite.com/...;ThirdPartyClicks=ERH_073 107_THS

Today, you and others have generated the value of 61,686 cups of food. Thank you! (Please note that the click value updates every ten minutes.)

About The Hunger Site

The Hunger Site was founded to focus the power of the Internet on a specific humanitarian need: the eradication of world hunger. Since its launch in June 1999, the site has established itself as a leader in online activism, helping to feed the world's hungry. On average, over 220,000 individuals from around the world visit the site each day to click the yellow "Help Feed The Hungry" button. To date, more than 200 million visitors have given more than 300 million cups of staple .

"Be On The Lookout"

07.30.07 (8:02 pm)   [edit]

Be on the lookout for "A Cavalier," by Dutch artist Frans Van Mieris. The painting, stolen in June from a gallery in Australia, is the latest addition to the FBI Top Ten Art Crimes list.

"Does The American Flag Offend You?

07.28.07 (10:11 pm)   [edit]


  
 Let's spread this one around the United States two or three times!!!!!!
 

AMEN TO THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 


I'm proud to send this one!

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER
GOD , INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God! We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE
QUIET!!!

If you agree, pass this on, if not delete.

I AGREE !!!!


"
God Bless America "
 

PLEASE KEEP IT GOING - - - IT IS WELL WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What Type of Fae Are You?

07.27.07 (11:36 pm)   [edit]

Check and see what type of Fae you are.

Fae means fairy; take the quiz.


http://onnachance.com/quiz/fae.htm" title="http://onnachance.com/quiz/fae.htm" target="_blank"http://onnachance.com/quiz/fa...

I am logical, helpful and detail oriented, I think it's off a little bit.

Youth

07.26.07 (12:10 am)   [edit]
Youth is not entirely a time of life -- it is a state of mind. It is not wholly a matter of ripe cheeks, red lips, or supple knees. It is a temper of will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions.

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. People grow old only by deserting their ideals. You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fears; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.

In the central place of every heart, there is a recording chamber; so long as it receives messages of beauty and hope, cheer and courage, you are young.

When the wires are all down and your heart is covered with the snows of pessimism and the ice of cynicism, then and only then have you grown old.

"I Think I Can"

07.23.07 (9:03 pm)   [edit]

If you think you are beaten you are;
If you think you dare not, you don't;
If you want to win but think you can't;
It's almost a cinch you won't.

If you think you'll lose you're lost;
For out of the world we find
Success begins with a fellow's will;
It's all in a state of mind.

Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger and faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins
Is the man who thinks he can.

I've Just Won Another Million

07.22.07 (5:27 pm)   [edit]
I am so tired of receiving these scams, for the third time this week I have won a million dollars.
Do people actually fall for this?
This is the latest:

We hereby announce the draw result (# Draw 1190 #) of the Euro
millionsInternational Email program held and the result have been officially
announce today 28th of June 2007.

Your e-mail was extracted as one of the lucky email address: Your email
address is attached to the following.
Lucky Number: 17, 19, 20,32,36,48.
Subsequently your e-mail address won the lottery in the 3rd
category,You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1,792,430(One
million, seven hundred and ninety two thousand, four hundred and thirty
pounds sterling) in cash.

To file for your claim, please contact our Agent.
Agent: Mr. Johnson White
Email:euromillions_claims officer04@yahoo.co.uk
PHONE: +447031906816
Fax:: +447092882415
Yours faithfully,

Dr. Queensley Smith
ONLINE COORDINATOR NATIONAL LOTTERY UNITED KINGDOM.

"The ABC'S Of Friendship"

07.21.07 (3:15 am)   [edit]
A Friend....

Accepts you as you are
Believes in "you"
Calls you just to say "HI"
Doesn't give up on you
Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
Forgives your mistakes
Gives unconditionally
Helps you
Invites you over
Just because
Keeps you close at heart
Loves you for who you are
Makes a difference in your life
Never Judges
Offers support
Picks you up
Quiets your fears
Raises your spirits
Says nice things about you
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
Understands you
Values you
Walks beside you
Xxoxoxoxxxoooxxoxo
Yells when you won't listen and
Zaps you back to reality.

"Ghost Orchid"

07.20.07 (3:22 am)   [edit]

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ABOUT GHOST ORCHIDS
Ghost orchids are very rare, one was recently discovered in the Florida swamp.

• Belgian plant collector Jean Jules Linden discovered the plant in Cuba in 1844.

• Fifty years later, it was found in the Everglades and Fakahatchee Strand State Preserve.

• It is found in moist, swampy forests in Southwest Florida, the Bahamas and Cuba.

• The orchid blossoms between June and August, with one to 10 fragrant flowers.

• The plant played a pivotal role in the nonfiction book “The Orchid Thief,” and the movie based on the book.
Source: Wikipedia

"Swoop & Squat"

07.19.07 (2:02 am)   [edit]

Consider this scenario: You’re stuck in heavy traffic on a busy highway. Another car cuts off the driver in front of you, forcing him to slam on the brakes. You try to stop, but there’s no time … and you rear-end the guy in front of you.

An everyday accident? Not this time. Turns out you’ve been had by a well-organized criminal ring that staged the entire thing.

This particular scam is called the “swoop and squat.” (The first car “swoops” in while the second car “squats” in front of you.) After the “accident,” everyone in the car you rear-ended—usually crammed full of passengers—will file bogus injury claims with your insurance company. Each will complain of whiplash or other soft-tissue injuries—things difficult for doctors to confirm. They may even go to crooked physical therapists, chiropractors, lawyers, or auto repair technicians to further exaggerate their claims.

We’re talking big money here. Staged accidents cost the insurance industry about $20 billion a year. Those losses get passed on to all of us in the form of higher insurance rates—an average of $100-$300 extra per car per year.

Here are some similar scams to look out for:

The drive down. You’re attempting to merge when another driver waves you forward. Instead of letting you in, he slams into your car. When the police arrive, he denies ever motioning to you.
The sideswipe. As you round a corner at a busy intersection with multiple turn lanes, you drift slightly into the lane next to you. The car in that lane steps on the gas and sideswipes you.
The t-bone. You’re crossing an intersection when a car coming from a side street accelerates and hits your car. When the police arrive, the driver and several planted “witnesses” claim that you ran a red light or stop sign.
How can you protect yourself?

If you’re in an accident, call the police immediately.
Report accident claims to your insurance company. Don’t settle on site with cash.
Be careful with your personal information, mindful of identity theft.
If you can, photograph the car and passengers and write down names, addresses, and phone numbers.
Use medical, car repair, and legal professionals you know and trust.
Don’t tail gate … drive safely.
What are we doing to protect you from these schemes? Plenty. Like Operation Soft Tissue, where a Chicago agent posed as a corrupt lawyer and caught hundreds of these con artists and crooks red-handed. We’ve investigated more than 90 staged accident fraud cases over the past decade. With more to come
 

"Emoticons"

07.17.07 (12:20 am)   [edit]

For these little things called "emoticons"Ofte n the idea is to turn your head sideways, and it makes a picture on a lot of the smiley faces.  ;-) for example where the ; (semi-colon) are the eyes, the - is the nose, and the ) is the mouth. Also, you see some people use the hyphen (-) to show the nose, while others will show the same expression without the nose.  Example:  ;-)   and   ;)   signify the same thing.

*s*, *S*, , = smile*g*, = grinxoxo = hugs and kisseshuggggggsssss = hugs
*w*, = wink*g*, = giggles*k*, *K* = kiss;-)~~~~~~~~ = giving someone the raspberries. 
(((((person))))) = giving them a virtual hug.~/ = glass with a drink. (usually booze)^5 = high five?^ = What's Up?
_/? = a cup of tea[_]>  + Cup of coffee@@@ = Cookies@--/-- = a rose
:-) .. smile;-) ... wink<:-| ... curious:~) ... cute
:-( ... sad8-) ... wears glasses:-} ... embarrassed:-/ ... perplexed, confused
:,-( ..or ;`-( .... to cry:-< ... pouting>:-( ... angry0:-) ... angel
:-| ... bored or no opinion:-> ... grin/mischievous| -) ... dreaming:-O ... shouting, or shocked
:-o ... talking, or surprised>:-|| ... mad / angry:-D ... big grin or laugh=:-O ... scared
:-x ... keeping mouth shut:o) ... smiles (w/nose):-))))))) ... lots of smiles;-P ... sticking tongue out
:P  ... sticking tongue out
# 8 - ) ... nerd, or or person with glasses and crew cut.&-( ... crying!:-) .. I have an idea;-{ ) ... person with a mustache
;-)~ ... sexy tongue - or drunk;~) ... being cutec["] ... coffee mug[_]> ... another cup or mug
:-> ... grin/mischievous<:-| ... curious|-| ... sound asleep:-x .. I'm keeping my mouth shut


Second Half Of Chat Slang

07.16.07 (10:10 pm)   [edit]

This is the second half of chat slang:

IOWIn Other Words
IRLIn Real Life
JICJust In Case
K -or- kkO.K.
JK -or- j/kJust Kidding
L8RLater
LMAO -or- LMFAOLaughing My (F'ing) Ass Off
LOLLaughing Out Loud
mugPerson chatting in VP rooms using their browser (IE, Netscape)... instead of the download client program.
NFWNo Feasible (or F***ing) Way
NPNo Problem
NRNNo Response Necessary
OICOh, I See
OJ or OKOnly Joking or Only Kidding
OTOHOn The Other Hand ...
OTMHOff the Top of My Head ...
OTWOn The Way (used when someone is sending a file)
PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff (often referring to computer technology)
PCMCIAPersonal Computer Memory Cards International Association
PCMCIAPeople Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms (slang)
PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PITAPain In The Ass
POTSPlain Old Telephone Service
ROFLRolling On Floor, Laughing
ROTFRolling On The Floor - (refers to someone laughing very hard)
ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off
RSNReal Soon Now
RTFMRead The "Flippin" Manual 
(response to beginner question on net, chat, newsgroups, etc.)
SEGShit Eating Grin
SNAFUSituation Normal, All "Fouled" Up
SOLShit Out Of Luck
SOTAState Of The Art (latest technology)
SYSincerely Yours
SYLSee You Later
TAFNThat's All For Now
TFHThread From Hell (a topic or discussion that won't stop - esp. newsgroups)
TGIFThank Goodness It's Friday
THXThanks!
TNTTil Next Time
TPTBThe Powers That Be
TTFNTa-Ta For Now
TTYLTalk To You Later
TYThank You
VPPHVirtual Places Page Host.  (Others now using software on their own servers to talk to VP clients in the same manner that Excite once did)
VNVery Nice
WCWelcome... as in "You are Welcome"
WEUWhat's Eating You?
WFMWorks For Me
WT?What The ...? or Who the ...?
WTGP?Want To Go Private? (move to a private chat room)
YWYou're Welcome
 


Catching A Pedophile

07.16.07 (10:12 am)   [edit]

Dateline NBC was in Murphy, Texas to do one of their excellent programs on catching pedophiles, and thought it would send a message to stay away from this Dallas suburb if you are a pedophile. Instead it turned into a mess that will have ramifications for years to come.

One of the monsterous pedophiles was an assistant district attorney from the neighboring Kauffman County, a Mr. Louis Conradt Jr., who allegedly engaged in sexually explicit online chat with an adult posing as a 13 year old boy. When the police and the Dateline crew showed up at his home to arrest him, he shot himself.

He was one of 25 men caught in the sting, and because of this shooting the district attorney is refusing to prosecute the other pedophiles, and the Murphy City Manager who approved the operation lost his job in the ensuing furor.

There are judges giving suspended sentences or mere fines around the country to these men who prey on the most innocent in our society. There needs to be a tough law that says that if you touch a child you are done, either you are in prison forever or you are gone from this planet.

 

In just FOUR Days in November, 24 men were arrested at a two story home in one of Murphy's newer neighborhoods after allegedly arranging to meet boys and girls.

The Collin County District Attorney, John Roach dropped all charges against these freaks, and he is the villain in this piece, as is the Mayor and much of the town. For whatever reason this community in Texas, is on the side of the pedophiles and thinks that the sting was improper and it does not sit well with them, as opposed to having their children abused by sexual pedophiles. Wow, think about that, they are more upset with how these creeps were caught, then why they were caught.

The police have a tough place in this community as they are the only sane ones left in this town, they wanted to and did catch the pedophiles, and by doing so they protected the children and I salute them!! As for the rest of the officials in Murphy, you should be ashamed of yourselves, for siding with your pedophile buddies, against the childre

On the plus side, Dateline reports that out of all of their reports, Murphy is the ONLY one to treat them as the bad guys, and the pedophiles as the victims.. Dateline does a valuable service and I hope they keep it up, because for every one of these pedophiles that they can catch is one less monster that the children of our country has to worry about!!

 

 

Chat Slang

07.15.07 (9:44 am)   [edit]

You ever wonder about the meaning of certain chat slang, this is a partial list to hip you to the meanings.

ADNAny Day Now
AFKAway From the Keyboard
AFNthat's All For Now
a/s/lAge/Sex/Location - (used to ask a chatter their personal information)
AVAvatar - Graphical representation of a person chatting.
BBLBe Back Later
BFNBye For Now
BRBest Regards
BRBBe Right Back
BRHBe Right Here
BTWBy The Way
CUSee You
CUL8RSee You Later
CUOLSee You On Line
CYASee You - (as in "See you later)
DISDid I Say
DL -or d/lDownload... or downloading.
EGEvil Grin
EOTEnd Of Thread (meaning end of discussion)
F2FFace To Face
FAQFrequently Asked Question
FISHFirst In Still Here (someone who is on line TOO much)
FOCLFalling Off Chair - Laughing
FUBAR"Fouled" Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition
FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
FWIWFor What It's Worth
FYIFor Your Information
GAGo Ahead
GALGet A Life
gestGesture - a combination text / audio / video file played in VP Chat rooms
GRGotta Run
GTRMGoing To Read Mail (leaving chat room to check email)
IACIn Any Case
I ANAL (or IANAL)I'm Am Not A Lawyer (expect an uninformed opinion)
ICI See
ILU or ILYI Love You
IMHOIn My Humble Opinion (IMO = In My Opinion)
IOHI'm Out of  here.

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

07.12.07 (11:48 pm)   [edit]

This is the story of four people:
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done,
And Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it,
But Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry because it was Somebody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it.
But Nobody asked Anybody.

It ended up that the job wasn't done
And Everybody blamed Everybody,
When actually Nobody asked Anybody.

"A Woman's Revenge"

07.11.07 (12:00 am)   [edit]


She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.  On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.  On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.  She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.  Then slowly, the house began to smell.  They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out.  Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.  Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.  Nothing worked.  People stopped coming over to visit.  Repairmen refused to work in the house, the maid quit...

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.  A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they couldn't find a buyer for their stinky house.  Word got out, and  eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.  He told her the saga of the rotting house.  She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back...

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...

But only if she were to sign the papers that very day.  She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.  A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.

Including the curtain rods.

 

I Was Attacked Today.

07.10.07 (12:51 am)   [edit]

I went to work today as usual, it's slow right now. Flowers are a feast or famine business, some days you are so busy that you don't have time to eat others times, slow.

I went outside to empty a bucket of water on the orange tree behind the store, after emptying the bucket as I turned my back I was attacked from behind.  Something hit me so fast on the back of my legs that I did't have time to scream, I looked just in time to see what it was, it was a rabbit that was probably taking a nap and I scared it.

It was so funny to see it running away. I am sure that I frightened it as much as it did me.

I was attacked by a bunny rabbit.

Do You Know Me?

07.09.07 (2:42 am)   [edit]



In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair.

Six Favorite Things

07.08.07 (4:46 am)   [edit]

We all have our favorite things that we just can't live without to make it through the day. These are my six.

1. I need my cup of hot coffee to start the day

2. Smooth Jazz.

3. Getting on the computer and checking on my tblog friends.

4. cell phone, can't do without that.

5. Watching my favorite shows with a big comfy pillow.

6.Eating cheese, I need my cheese.

What are six of your favorite things?

7-7-7: How lucky Do You Feel?

07.07.07 (1:38 am)   [edit]

July 7,2007 is considered a very lucky day to those that are superstitious. If you are  into numerology 7-7-7 is as lucky as you can get. 7 is considered a powerful an magical number.

 Vegas and other gambling spots will be full.

So many people are getting married  today  that you can't book a church.

100 couples will be getting married on the roller coaster or in the teacup at seven this morning in Ca.

7-7-7

 Has biblical meaning also, in Tenn. christians will gather in the football stadium to pray all day. The number seven represents perfection to christians. To muslims, they speak of seven heavens.
 

Are you feeling lucky today?

Don't Eat Man's Best Friend

07.05.07 (1:17 am)   [edit]

Can you believe that dogs are being killed and eaten as a delicacy. Dogs are tortured and slaughtered daily. A petition has been started to end this practice.

The deadline is on Saturday, June 30, 2007 and the goal is to have 50,000 signatures. unfortunately, as of the moment there are only 29,298. :( but we still have time --- kindly sign the petition and help save man's best friend from the Dog Meat Trade. puhleasse...Please sign the petition now!

p.s. we would very much appreciate it if you could cross post this on your blogs as well. :)
An online petition initiated by www.DogMeatTrade.com is calling to every animal-loving being out there for help in showing the Philippine government that there are indeed a lot of people out there who support a move to amend the law on animal welfare by imposing higher penalty for cruelty to animals. The amendment is referred to as the House Bill 2991.

Happy Independence Day

07.04.07 (1:22 am)   [edit]

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On this day in 1776, the Declaration of Independence was approved by the Continental Congress, starting the 13 colonies on the road to freedom as a sovereign nation. As always, this most American of holidays will be marked by parades, fireworks and backyard barbecues across the country.

I hope that everyone have a safe, family filled 4th of July.

 

The Duck & the Devil

07.02.07 (11:31 pm)   [edit]

This is a forward:

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot
to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target.
Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw
Grandma's pet duck.  Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the
head and killed it. He was shocked and grief-stricken!

In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had
seen it all, but she said nothing.

After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes"
But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen."
Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.

Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper."
Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help"
She whispered again, "Remember the duck?"
So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help

After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally's; he finally couldn't stand it
any longer.  He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck.

Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, "Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you  would let Sally make a slave of you."

Thought for the day and every day thereafter?  Whatever is in your past, whatever you have
done... and the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lieing, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc...) whatever it is...You need to know that God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing. He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven.

He's just wondering how long you will let the devil  make a slave of you.  The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness; He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by God's grace and mercy that we are saved.

Go ahead and make the difference in someone's life today. Share this with a friend and always remember:  God is at the window!


 

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