"Contract Of Friendship for 2008"
12.29.07 (6:49 pm) [edit]
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After Serious and Cautious Consideration your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008 !
It was a very hard decision to make. Let's make it work!!!
My Wish for You in 2008
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address!
In simple words ............
May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!
"Ear Cuffs Are In"
12.27.07 (12:55 am) [edit]
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These are Ear Cuffs for those that have never seen. If you don't have your ears pierced or just want the look of extra piercings, this is the perfect look.
I have to admit that when I read about this on Wisegeeks I had no idea what ear cuffs was. I really like them and wanted to share this info.
(More ear cuffs can be found here)
"Happy Holidays"
12.21.07 (10:18 pm) [edit]
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There's More to Christmas...
There's more, much more to Christmas
Than candle-light and cheer;
It's the spirit of sweet friendship
That brightens all the year;
It's thoughtfulness and kindness,
It's hope reborn again,
For peace, for understanding
And for goodwill to men.
"Merry Christmas And Happy Holidays"
"Eyelashes Permed"
12.20.07 (1:18 am) [edit]
I was surprised to learn today about the latest beauty craze, Eyelash perming.
A lot of salons are offering it, plus there are at home kits. Can you imagine trying to perm your eyelashes at home, scary.
Eyelash perming is used for people who prefer to go outside without eye make-up. It's supposed to offers a more natural way of making the eyelashes more visible and plumper and It curls the eyelashes an will not go away even in extreme physical conditions.
Eyelash perming can take from thirty to forty-five minutes. For about $40- $50 you can have your eyelashes permed. The effects could last up to one or four months.
There have been some mishaps with this so if you decide to go for the curly look, do your research and don't try this at home.
RUDOLPHELLA
12.18.07 (9:42 am) [edit]
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
"No Way To Treat A Lady"
12.15.07 (10:42 pm) [edit]
A woman shopping at a Target store buying baby clothes was accused of stealing a packet of razors, dragged back into the store, punched, held and strip-searched before being allowed to leave.
A security guard, who was not wearing a uniform and did not identify himself, stopped her, yelling: "Give me back my razors … I saw you steal some razors … the cops will be here soon."
She emptied the contents of her bag to show she did not have any razors. But he had stopped her from leaving, dragging her to the store's office.
She felt embarrassed, hurt and humiliated at the accusations in front of other customers and staff. The District Court's Judge Judith Gibson found yesterday she had been defamed by the suggestion she was a thief and had stolen razors, requiring police be called.
Target lawyers worsened the affair by unsuccessfully arguing truth in its defense against the defamation, although no charges were laid against her.
The security guard held her in the office while waiting for police, threatening: "Look, I don't care if you are a woman, I'll hit you anyway." Later he punched her three times and twisted her arm. She was awarded damages also for assault, wrongful arrest and false imprisonment.
He also ignored a telephone warning from her lawyer that his client's detention was unlawful, he confiscated her phone to prevent her making further calls.
What made this situation worse was Target defended his behaviour because she was described as shouting, screaming and swearing as evidence of her guilt. "However, actions speak louder than words, and the plaintiff's actions in offering to empty out her handbag and in fact doing so was conduct consistent with innocence," the Judge found.
She was never arrested or charged. Yesterday, she was awarded $85,000 compensation for her ordeal.
I think she should have been awarded even more. It makes me afraid to go shopping.
"Christmas Tranquilizers"
12.14.07 (3:35 pm) [edit]
"For Relief of Distressing Symptoms Associated With Xmas"
"Recommended Dosage "
Misplaced Christmas Card List_ 1 green tablet
Last minuet Shopping_1 brown tablet
Lights go out On tree_1 yellow tablet
Alone For Christmas_ 1 blue tablet
Cat knocks over tree_2 Orange tablets
It's A Wonderful Life On T.V._1 Red Tablet
It's A Wonderful life On T.V. 2 Red Tablets
It's A wonderful life On T.V._3 Red tablets
Directions for Assembling Toys_1 Of Each Color
Santa Never Comes_2 0f Each Color
Get Your Credit Card Bill_Eat the Rest Of The Bag of M&M's or chocolate of your choosing.
"Happy Birthday Raggedtiger"
12.12.07 (10:39 pm) [edit]
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAGGEDTIGER"
Tiger's Birthday is Dec, 14th. Come and Celebrate with him.
Katrina Damaged Cars Being Sold
12.12.07 (1:29 am) [edit]
Tens of thousands of cars that were damaged or destroyed by Katrina, which submerged much of New Orleans have been shipped overseas, sold through Internet salvage auctions. U.S. officials warned Americans to beware of buying the drowned cars.
Totaled cars used to be sold mostly at local auctions to scrap metal dealers and serious gearheads, who well understood the risks of the trade. But in the past five years, an explosion in online sales has lured shoppers around the world.
Suspected Katrina cars _ with their jittery wiring, sand in the cracks and the telltale mildewed stink _ have cropped up in a number of countries, but Bolivia has become a particular target.
Be careful of cars sold through internet salvage auctions unless you want a piece of junk.
"Snakes & Ladders Game 14"
12.11.07 (6:57 pm) [edit]
Thanks to everyone that continue to play snakes an ladders, we had a total of 175 comments in game 1, A total of 75 comments in game 2 and 85 in game 3. In game 4 we had 112 comments, in Game 5 we had 97 comments, in game 6 we had a total of 104 comments. In game seven we have 85 comments and in game 8 we have 95, In game 9 we have 94 comments, Game 10 we have 102 comments,Game 11 we have 105 comments. In Game 12 we have 103 comments and in game 13 we have 75 so it is time to move to game 14. Thanks to all that continue to play. I want to thank Coni who loves to play and encourage us to keep our Brains active. this has been a fun game and there is something special in the connection that we have with the friends that drop in with a sentence every day or once in awhile.
Thank you Coni for being the no. one player, Also thanks to Pirategirl for being the second most active player followed by Kram, Lostin, and Mimi. Squirrlzone and inkspector have joined in to make the game even more fun.
The rules: Make a sentence from the last word used.
"LET'S PLAY"
Can Money Buy You Freedom?
12.11.07 (1:11 am) [edit]
If you knew that an 11 month old baby was brought into the emergency room with a crushed skull and more then two dozen of his bones broken and that he eventually died of his injuries, I think that you would also like to see someone pay for this horrific crime. But as yet no one has been charged.
It's been almost two years since a medical examiner determined the 11-week-old died as a result of homicide. In fact, there is no evidence that a grand jury has even been asked to look at the circumstances surrounding his death.
His parents are the main suspects in the baby's death. They are very wealthy so they were able to hire only the best lawyers before the baby was even pronounced dead.
Apparently what happens behind the closed doors of affluent families remains hidden.
Let's pray that Justice be served for this little baby boy regardless of who did it.
"Urgent Prayer Request"
12.10.07 (10:53 pm) [edit]
I received this prayer request today for Lucas Solivan, A 10 year old boy, has the type of cancer that is very aggressive. Lucas has been perfectly healthy or so everyone thought until last week. He started vomiting and had a severe headache. They found out Thursday that he has a brain tumor. They went to St. Jude this week to begin treatment. The doctor told them that treatment would not extend his life and it would make him feel worse in the time he has left. They are now back home. He is going to begin counseling in an effort to help him prepare for death. The tumor is intertwined around his brain stem and is inoperable. He is in a lot of pain. As the tumor grows, he will lose his eyesight, speech, and any motor skills. He has already started losing his eyesight. There is only a 1% chance of anyone living for 5 years and a 20% for 1 year. The doctors told his Mom to be sure they make this Christmas a very special one for Lucas. We need a miracle, and it is in our heavenly Father's hands. Please put this special child and his family on any prayer list. His mother has not eaten or had anything to drink since they received the diagnosis last Thursday. The family has asked that this information be shared with as many as possible for the purpose of prayer.
Is It OK to Wish Merry Christmas?
12.09.07 (9:40 am) [edit]
Is it okay to wish everyone Merry Christmas?
I think that Ben Stein answers that question very well.
Ben Stein ("Merry Christmas")
Worldwide Candle Lighting
12.08.07 (11:26 am) [edit]
As we reach out to the newly bereaved, energy that has been directed inward begins to flow outward and both are helped to heal.
We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
Held annually the second Sunday in December, this year December 9, The Compassionate Friends Worldwide Candle Lighting unites family and friends around the globe in lighting candles for one hour to honor and remember children who have died at any age from any cause. As candles are lit at 7 p.m. local time, hundreds of thousands of persons commemorate and honor children in a way that transcends all ethnic, cultural, religious, and political boundaries.
The Worldwide Candle Lighting is a gift from The Compassionate Friends to the bereavement community allowing us all to join together in unity to remember and honor the memories of all children so they may never be forgotten.
Believed to be the largest mass candle lighting on the globe, the Worldwide Candle Lighting creates a virtual 24-hour wave of light as it moves from time zone to time zone. Hundreds of formal candle lighting events are held and thousands of informal candle lightings are conducted in homes as families gather in quiet remembrance of special children to always be remembered.
"Someone Was Having A bad Day"
12.07.07 (1:54 am) [edit]
I know that some people hate cell phones but I think that a Judge took it a little to far when a cell phone went off in the courtroom and nobody would confess that it was their phone that rang doing a court hearing, even though there was a sign that said all phones off.
Judge Robert Restaino "snapped" and "engaged in what can only be described as two hours of inexplicable madness" during the March 2005 session, Raoul Felder, chairman of the state Commission on Judicial Conduct, wrote in the decision to remove the judge.
Restaino, who became a full-time judge in 2002 after serving part-time since 1996, was hearing domestic violence cases when a phone rang.
"Everyone is going to jail," the judge said. "Every single person is gong to jail in this courtroom unless I get that instrument now. If anybody believes I'm kidding, ask some of the folks that have been here for a while. You are all going."
When no one came forward, the judge ordered the group into custody and they were taken by police to the city jail, where they were searched and packed into crowded cells. Fourteen people who could not post bail were shackled and bused to the Niagara County Jail in Lockport, a 30-minute drive away.
Later in the afternoon, after being told reporters were calling, the judge ordered the defendants released.
The judge told the state panel he was under stress in his personal life.
He was clearly having a Bad Day.
"Scammer's with a new twist"
12.06.07 (4:12 pm) [edit]
Dear Sir/Madam,
NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract
filepresently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received
your
payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the
obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment.Secondly,
you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the
bank
as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to
receive
your payment immediately.
After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja,we have resolved in
finding a solution to your problem.We have arranged your payment
through
our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America,Africa and Asia
Pacific,This is part of an ion/mandate passed by the Senate in respect
to
overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.And also the Nigerian
Government is using this mean to rewards all the
citizens of the United states and all part of Europe
includingAsia,Australia, South America, Antartica e.t.c and all those
who
have lost their funds in either scam, or an uncompleted business, or
otherwise,You should know that if you are interested to receive your
ATM
card which will be credited with $5,000,000.00 united states dollars
before it is been sent to you direct to your doorstep through the Fedex
courier service,you will have to respond to me with your full
informations, After your response you will be directed to the Fedex
shipping courier representative whose name is Mr Anthony langley.
He will send you your ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your
money
via ATM MACHINE in any part of the world,and the maximum daily limit is
Fifteen Thousand United States Dollars($15,000.00). And also note that
the
Nigerian Government has taken care of the shipping fee of your ATM
card,So
if Mr Edward is requesting for another shipping fee, You will have to
report him to me immediately. When you receive your ATM card, you have
to
alert me so that we can give you process of how to activate and make
use
of.
If you like to receive your fund this way,Kindly contact me with the
following informations below.
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address
(3) Phone And Fax Number
(4) Occupation.
(5) personal identification.
This message is supported by the Nigerian Government, After you might
have
started making use of your ATM card, you can reward my firm one way or
the
other you knows best.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Respectively
Dr.Braide Akingbola
Director (CBN, IRD, and ATM)
Dept. International Remittance
Swift Card Payment Center
Minister, Federal Ministry Of Finance
Real Tree Or Fake Tree?
12.06.07 (1:38 am) [edit]
Do you perfer a real tree or fake tree?
For many years I enjoyed
going out with my family to buy a fresh tree, there is nothing like the scent of a fresh tree. The only problem I had was the needles dropping from drying out so fast.
Now I have an artificial tree I love it, I still stick a few of the fresh tree sprigs in for the scent.
Fake trees are supposed to be safer then fresh because they are treated with a fire retardant.
So many houses burn each year from trees drying out so soon.
Do you have a fresh or artificial tree?
"Surgery Done On Wrong Side Of Brain"
12.04.07 (2:01 am) [edit]
Going to the hospital can be scary these days. to many mistakes being made.
The death of Kanye West Mom who went in for a breast reduction and a tunny tuck. Dennis Quaid twins, drug overdosage.
Then I read about the 3 wrong side of the brain surgeries in Rhode Island all within the same year. this is shocking.
The hospital was fined $50,000 dollars and reprimaned by the State dept of health.
The hospital has promised to evalute thier training policies.
Out of the 3 operations 2 patients survived but the 3rd patiet died a few weeks after the surgery.
It is up to each indivual to protect them selves when they are going to the hospital for asny procedure. Make sure that you carry a marker and put and x or something to show which leg, Because the wrong leg has been amputated to many times.
"Bikini Wax Is Not Your Friend"
12.02.07 (6:37 pm) [edit]
A friend sent this to me a while back. It's too funny not to share.
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.
It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.OH NO! What have I done???!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirling and spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.
I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the hair???
WHERE IS THE WAX??
Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. WHAT?! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.
Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. My LIFE FLASHES BEFORE ME!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. *hoo-hoo*? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!
I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!"
What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!
I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? WRONG!!!!!
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.
So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement- epoxied myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter - "So, my butt and hoo-hoo are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hoo-hoo?"
She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.
While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!
By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event. My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.
What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.
I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!!! So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.
Next week I'm going to try hair color.....
GIVE FREE RICE
12.01.07 (4:39 pm) [edit]
Play the word game and help feed the Hungry:
FreeRice has two goals:
Provide English vocabulary to everyone for free.
Help end world hunger by providing rice to hungry people for free.
This is made possible by the sponsors who advertise on this site.
Whether you are CEO of a large corporation or a street child in a poor country, improving your vocabulary can improve your life. It is a great investment in yourself.
Perhaps even greater is the investment your donated rice makes in hungry human beings, enabling them to function and be productive. Somewhere in the world, a person is eating rice that you helped provide. Thank you.
How to play
Click on the answer that best defines the word.
If you get it right, you get a harder word. If wrong, you get an easier word.
For each word you get right, we donate 20 grains of rice to the United Nations World Food Program.
WARNING: This game may make you smarter. It may improve your speaking, writing, thinking, grades, job performance... (more)
FreeRice has a custom database containing thousands of words at varying degrees of difficulty. There are words appropriate for people just learning English and words that will challenge the most scholarly professors. In between are thousands of words for students, business people, homemakers, doctors, truck drivers, retired people… everyone!
How is the difficulty level for each word determined?
The program keeps track of how many people get each word right or wrong, and then adjusts each word’s difficulty level accordingly. So the words at the easiest levels are the ones that people most often get right. The words at the hardest levels are the ones that people most often get wrong. As more and more people have played the game, these levels have become increasingly more accurate.
For its first seven weeks, FreeRice gave 10 grains of rice for each correct answer. On November 28, 2007, we were able to increase this to 20 grains. We hope to be able to increase this again in the future. Here is how we look at it: Your part is to play and donate the rice. Our part is to increase the amount you can donate
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Playing today, I was able to give 520 grains.