What is your Favorite color?

06.30.08 (12:36 pm)   [edit]

I am busy today trying to catch up on washing this pile of clothes that seem to be never ending.

While washing I came across a red shirt and it came to me that out of all the colors red is my least favorite. I have always known that Pink is my favorite color.

What is your favorite and least favorite color?

ID ten T Error

06.29.08 (3:08 am)   [edit]
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard , the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, to come over.
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
"It was an ID ten T error," he replied.
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that ... uh ... in case I need to fix it again?"
Richard grinned ... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T .....I used to like Richard.

"Need A PusH"

06.27.08 (1:25 am)   [edit]

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it  is pouring rain out there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife.  'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?  I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed , and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark,
'Hello, are you still there?'
'Yes,' comes back the answer.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks the husband.
'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.



 

Buttermilk Fried Chicken

06.25.08 (10:06 am)   [edit]

This is a great recipe for Buttermilk Fried Chicken:

Ingredients (for 24 pieces of chicken): 3 quarts buttermilk 4 cups all purpose flour 1 cup "secret ingredient" - this can be whatever you have available: breadcrumbs, cornmeal, crushed corn flakes, panko etc. 2 t salt 1 t pepper 1 t paprika 1 t onion powder 1/2 t garlic powder 1 t each fresh parsley, thyme 1 t rosemary canola oil for frying lots of love

Preparation:

Liberally sprinkle chicken pieces with salt, then just cover with water.

The chicken should brine for at least 2 horrs, but can be done the night before.

Submerge chicken in buttermilk until ready to cook, at least 30 minutes

Combine flour, spices and herbs.

Preheat deep fryer or cast iron skillet to 340 degrees. Take chicken directly from the buttermilk and dip in the flour mixture. Let the coated chicken sit for a minute, then cook in the deep fryer for 15-18 minutes, depending on the size.

For a cast iron skillet, cook for 12-14 minutes on each side. It's important to let the chicken rest on a cooling rack for a couple minutes after to finish cooking and to ensure the skin is crispy.

This is Chef Johnny DeCoursy's recipe , it's  his personal favorites.

Can I Borrow $25.00?

06.25.08 (9:36 am)   [edit]

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his
5-year
old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.
SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such
a thing?' the man said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do
you make an hour?'
DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'
SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you
can
borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you
march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you
are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish
frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the
door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's
questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After
about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and
he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of
the little boy's room and opened the door. 'Are you asleep, son?' He
asked. 'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy. 'I've been thinking,
maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man 'It's been a long day
and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' He
yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up
bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry
again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up
at his father. 'Why do you want more money if you already have some?'
the father grumbled. Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the
little boy replied. 'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your
time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with
you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he
begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you
working so hard in life. We should not let time s lip through our
fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to
us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of
your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily
replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave
behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. 

  

PAJAMA PARTY TIME

06.24.08 (1:59 am)   [edit]

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This is a picture of PirateGirl's beautiful PJ's

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 OldSchool;s Pajama's, Get down with your bad self.

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Barbabus Ugly Jammies, I like them.

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Squirrelzone is going for the sexy look, watch out girls.

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Special Pajama's for AuntConi and her Pooh Bear.

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Pirategirl brought brownies, Dig In.

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AuntConi brought chips an salsa, now all we need is some drinks.

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Thank dattebaka for the buttered popcorn amd soda, Let's Party.

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Tampi has joined the party.

 

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Thanks datte, now we can watch a movie, this ~~~~dancing ~~~has tired me out.

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skumora we have thongs for you.

Come one and come all & Let's have a ball.

You have until Friday to find a PJ outfit.

Break In

06.23.08 (7:30 am)   [edit]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple asleep in the bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain; do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we  had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too!'

Pump And Run Thief

06.20.08 (12:16 am)   [edit]

> >> From a State Office:
> >> Pass it on to those you know. Thanks
> >>
> >> A woman said her son found his license plate
> missing so
> >> he called
> >> the police to file a report. They told him people
> were
> >> stealing the
> >> plates to get free gas. Given the rise in gas
> prices,
> >> people have
> >> taken to stealing license plates, putting them on
> their
> >> car, then
> >> getting gas and running. The gas station will have
>
> >> "your" license
> >> plate # and you could be in trouble for "pump
> and
> >> run." Check your
> >> car periodically to be sure you still have a
> plate. If
> >> you should
> >> find it missing, file a report immediately!!! Keep
> an
> >> eye on your
> >> license plate! Make sure you always know it's
> >> ther e! When the
> >> license plate is reported as the "drive off
> >> vehicle", it's YOU they
> >> contact! Be aware!!!! Be aware of your license
> plates,
> >> most of us
> >> never look to see if the plates a re there or not.
>
> >> --

> >
> >

Do You Have A Strange Mind?

06.19.08 (1:23 am)   [edit]

Don’t even think about using spell check!

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55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the
olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a
pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

this tells yah stop[ with the spell check

"Mexican Oysters"

06.17.08 (9:57 am)   [edit]

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

Shower Curtain Alert

06.15.08 (12:26 am)   [edit]

Now I find that opening a new shower curtain could be hazardous to your health. And a consumer group is urging retailers to stop selling PVC shower curtains.

I am very familiar with the New Shower Curtain’s Chemical Smell”. Claims that more than 100 chemicals are released into the air when opening th e packages containing the curtains. .

The study found that exposure to the chemicals creates health problems such as respiratory irritation, central nervous system, liver and kidney damage, nausea, headaches and loss of coordinaation.

Until changes are made, I think that we should open the curtains ouitside  or in a well ventilated area.   (ALERT)

Friday the 13th

06.12.08 (9:55 pm)   [edit]

Today  is Friday the 13th.

This Friday some people will be so paralyzed with fear they simply won't get out of bed. Others will steadfastly refuse to fly on an airplane, buy a house, or act on a hot stock tip. It's Friday the 13th, and they're freaked out.

"It's been estimated that $800 or $900 million is lost in business on this day because people will not fly or do business they would normally do," said Donald Dossey, founder of the Stress Management Center and Phobia Institute in Asheville, North Carolina.


Symptoms range from mild anxiety to full-blown panic attacks. The latter may cause people to reshuffle schedules or miss an entire day's work.


A fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskevidekatriaphobia.
(pair.uh.skee.vee.dek.uh.tree.uh.foh.bee.uh)

Fridays have been considered an unlucky day since the medieval times.
It is generally considered bad luck to start anything on a Friday - a new journey, job, marriage, business project, giving birth, moving house
It is unlucky to cut fingernails and hair on a Friday.

The belief that Friday 13th is an unlucky day is one of the most widely know superstitions  today.

The superstition surrounding Friday the 13th is actually a combination of two separate fears — the fear of the number 13, called triskaidekaphobia, and the fear of Fridays.

Unlucky 13

It is unlucky to have thirteen at a table or in a company. The number 13, in the Christian faith, is the number of people at the Last Supper, with the 13th guest at the table being the traitor, Judas.

Some supertitions today

Walking Under a Ladder, Crossing Paths with a Black Cat and  Breaking a Mirror.

 

 

"HAPPY GIRLFRIENDS DAY"

06.10.08 (11:32 am)   [edit]

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Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
Jobs come and go.
Love waxes and wanes.
Men don't call when they say they will.
Hearts break.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Careers end.

 

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BUT..........
Girlfriends are there, no matter how much time and how
many miles are between you.
A girlfriend is never farther away than needing her can reach.

When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have
to walk it by yourself, your girlfriends will be on the valley's rim,
cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on
your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end.
Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you.
Or come in and carry you out.

"Warning For All Ladies"

06.10.08 (11:10 am)   [edit]


> This incident has been confirmed.??


> Ladies, please be careful and share with everyone you
> know!??
> Last Wednesday, Jaime Rodriguez's neighbor was at a gas
> station in Katy.
> A man came and offered her his services as a painter and
> gave her a
> card. She took the card and got in her car. The man got
> into a car
> driven by another person. She left the station and noticed
> that the men
> were leaving the gas station at the same time. Almost
> immediately, she
> started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She
> tried to open
> the windows and in that moment she realized that there was
> a strong odor
> from the card. She also realized that the men were
> following her. The
> neighbor went to another neighbor's house and honked on
> her horn to ask
> for help. The men left, but the victim felt bad for several
> minutes.
> Apparently there was a substance on the card, the substance
> was very
> strong and may have seriously injured her.?? Jaime checked
> the Internet
> and there is a drug called 'Burundanga' that is
> used by some people to
> incapacitate a victim in order to steal or take advantage
> of them.
> Please be careful and do not accept anything from unknown
> people on the
> street.
>

Pissed Off Over Gas Prices

06.10.08 (10:19 am)   [edit]

Gas prices are slowly killing businesses in the area, yesterday the cheapest gas was $4.37 up to $4.89 highest.

So I was not very happy to read that the Republicans have blocked a vote by the Democrats to impose a tax on the windfall profits of the large oil companies.

Democrats said the huge profits oil companies are making should be reined with consumers paying almost $5.00 a gallon for gas.

The Republicans claim that higher taxes would increase the prices of gas and not lower it and would also reduce their incentive for domestic oil exploration.

I think that we need a change, someone that is not going to be concerned about the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer.

 
 
 

"Let's Be B.A.D"

06.10.08 (12:23 am)   [edit]

B.A.D. stand for Blessed An Delivered.

1.When the enemy tries to attack you be B.A.D.

2.When things don't seem to be going right on your job.

Be B.A.D.

3.When things don't seem to be going good in your

marriage, Be B.A.D.

4. When folks scandalize your name Be B.A.D.

I added this last one.

5.When friends turn their back on you, Be B.A.D.

May God Bless you and have a B.A.D. day.

If you would like to add to the B.A.D.list,

 feel free.

"Snakes & Ladders Game 44"

06.06.08 (10:58 pm)   [edit]

Thanks to everyone that continue to play snakes an ladders, we had a total of 175 comments in game 1, A total of 75 comments in game 2 and 85 in game 3. In game 4 we had 112 comments, in Game 5 we had 97 comments, in game 6 we had a total of 104 comments. In game seven we have 85 comments and in game 8 we have 95, In game 9 we have 94 comments, Game 10 we have 102 comments,Game 11 we have 105 comments. In Game 12 we have 103 comments and in game 13 we have 75. Game 14 had 88 comments, Game 15 has 90 comments, In Game 16 we have 91 comments,
 

In Game 17 we have 106 comments,In Game 18 we have 101 comments and in Game 19 we have set a new record with 155 comments.In Game 20 we have 138 comments. In Game 21 we had 115 comments and in game 22 we have 113 comments, In game 23 we have 118 comments, In game 24 we have 129 comments, In game 25 we have 138 comments, In Game 26 we have 168 comments, In Game 27 we have 161 comments In game 28 we had 163 comments, In game 29 we had 169 comments, In game 30 we had 149 and in game 31 we have 174 comments, In game 32 we have 122 comments, in game 33 we had 120 comments, In game 34 we have 138 comments, In game 35 we had 130 comments, In game 36 we had 130 comments,In game 37 we had 119 comments, In game 38 we had 121 comments, In game 39 we had 127, In game 40 we have 117 comments, In game 41 we have 102 comments, In game 42 we had 166 comments, In game 43 we have 162 comments  so let's start Game 44 so that we don't have to scroll down so far.

Thanks to all that continue to play. I  want to thank Coni who continues to play and always keep me inspired.

OldSchool is in the Number one position as most active player and AuntConi is in second place, followed by PirateGirl in 3rd place. We want to thank  Mimi, Kram and Lostin in 4th position. Thanks Surrogate,Sebastian, Engg, SZ, ink,Nefri and ggirl for dropping in also to add to the fun. Welcome to Swanktrend, Willey, Kinghavoc and hei. Chrisflea,nakedperson, bipolarexoress , vitamin and PastorDave, We want to thank pcbiologist and kgurl  for joining us,

Make A sentence from the last word used.

"We Are In Trouble"

06.05.08 (11:19 pm)   [edit]

The population of this country is 300 million.   


   
160 million are retired.

 
 
 
That leaves 140 million to do the work.  

 
  
There are 85 million in school.

 
  
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

 
 
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.


 
 
Leaving 15 million to do the work.

 

 
 
  2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama  
  Bin-Laden.

   
   
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

 

 
 
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.  

 
 

  
  At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

   
 

 
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

   
  
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.  

 
 
That leaves just two people to do the work.


 
 
You and me.

 
  
 
And there you are,

 
 
Sitting on your arse,


   
 
At your computer, reading jokes.

 
 
 
Nice. Real nice.


Walgreens To Pay $35 Million For Drug Fraud

06.04.08 (4:13 pm)   [edit]

ASHINGTON – Walgreen Co. of Deerfield, Ill., has agreed to pay $35 million to settle claims that from 2001 to 2005, it improperly switched patients to different versions of the prescriptions drugs Ranitidine, Fluoxetine and Eldepryl in order to increase its reimbursement from Medicaid, the Justice Department announced today.

Walgreens, which operates over 5,000 retail pharmacies throughout the U.S., switched the prescriptions for Medicaid patients who were  prescribed 150 mg or 300 mg tablets of Ranitidine to more expensive capsules; prescriptions for 10 mg or 20 mg capsules of Fluoxetine to more expensive tablets; and prescriptions for 5 mg tablets of Eldepryl to more expensive capsules.  By switching the form of the drug dispensed to Medicaid patients, Walgreens substantially increased its reimbursement from Medicaid while providing no additional medical benefit to patients. 

 “This is our third settlement with a company that has engaged in improper drug switching, and it represents the government’s continuing commitment to vigorously pursue fraud in government health care programs,” said Gregory G. Katsas, Acting Assisting Attorney General for the Civil Division.  “The United States will not tolerate pharmacies or any other health care providers that attempt to manipulate the Medicaid program at the taxpayers’ expense.”

  Walgreens will pay $35 million to resolve a False Claims Act qui tam action filed in 2003 by Bernard Listiza, a licensed pharmacist.  The federal share of the settlement is approximately $18.6 million.  Forty-six states and Puerto Rico will share approximately $16.4 million under separate settlement agreements.  Lisitza will receive approximately $5 million as his share of the federal and state settlements.

 “Switching medication from tablets to capsules might seem harmless, but when that is done solely to increase profit and in violation of federal and state regulations that are designed to protect patients, pharmacies must know that they are subjecting themselves to the possibility of triple damages, civil penalties and attorney fees,” said Patrick Fitzgerald, U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois.  “These penalties, coupled with the willingness of insiders to report fraud, should deter such misconduct, but when it doesn’t, the result in this case and others serves notice that we will aggressively pursue all available legal remedies.”

 Walgreens has also entered into a compliance agreement with the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services to insure that Walgreens does not improperly switch drugs in the future.  The compliance agreement will be in effect for five years.   

  The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Illinois (Chicago) supervised the joint federal and state health care fraud investigation with assistance from the Civil Division, the National Association of Medicaid Fraud Control Units (NAMFCU), the Office of Inspector General for the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the FBI and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

 

"Popcorn"

06.03.08 (9:33 pm)   [edit]

Popcorn, I love eating it and I love to smell it when it's popping in the microwave so I was surprised when I came across a letter of people complaining about their co-workers bringing it to the office and popping it for a snack, apparently there was a lot of complaints about the smell making some people sick and some people just don't like the smell of popcorn and thought that it was not professional to microwave popcorn at work.

I also read recently that one of my favorite brands by (OR) you know who that is, had and ingredient in their popcorn that caused a lot of workers at the plant to come down with something called popcorn lung disease. the company was sued and a lot of changes have been made and this particular ingredient was supposed to be removed, I hope that it was.

How do you feel about popcorn being popped at work?

"Chinese Exports=Let's Do It"

06.03.08 (8:39 am)   [edit]


> Are we Americans as dumb as we appear or is it that we just do not think?
> While the Chinese, knowingly and intentionally, export inferior products
> and
> dangerous toys and good s to be sold in American markets, the media wrings
> its hands and criticizes the Bush Administration for perceived errors.
>
> Yet 70% of Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the
> Chinese should be suspended. Well, duh... why do you need the government
> to
> suspend trading privileges? DO IT YOURSELF!
>
> Simply look on the bottom of every product you buy, and if it says 'Made
> in
> China' or 'PRC' (and that now includes Hong Kong), simply choose another
> product or none at all.
>
> You will be amazed at how dependent you are on Chinese products, however
> you
> will be equally amazed at what you can do without.
>
> Who needs plastic eggs to celebrate Easter? If you must have eggs, use
> real
> ones and benefit some American farmer. Easter is just an example. The
> point
> is, do not wait for the government to act. Just go ahead and assume
> control
> on your own.
>
> If 200 million Americans refuse to buy just $20 each of Chinese goods,
> that's a billion dollar trade imbalance resolved in our favor... fast!!
>
> The downside? Some American businesses will feel a temporary pinch from
> having foreign stockpiles of inventory.
>
> The solution?
> Let's give them fair warning and send our own message. We will not
> implement
> this UNTIL June 4, and we will only continue it until July 4.
>
> That is only one month of trading losses, but it will hit the Chinese for
> 1/12th of the total, or 8%, of their American exports.
>
> Then they will at least have to ask themselves if the benefits of their
> arrogance and lawlessness were worth it.
>
>
>
> REMEMBER
> June 4 to July 4.
>
> Send this to everybody you know.
>
> Show them we are Americans and NOBODY can take us for granted.
>
> If we cannot live without cheap Chinese goods for one month out of our
> lives, WE DESERVE WHAT WE GET!
>

Everyone should check out PirateGirl's blog as a graphic example of what happens when you purchase things made in China.
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