Potty Mouth
07.30.08 (8:41 pm) [edit]
Are you a potty mouth? It seems that everywhere I go there is a lot of swearing going on and it seems to be starting at a very early age I think that is only because of the home enviroment.
When Around children we should be more careful, plus you can't go around cursing at your job, that is frowned on in some places.
You can also remember swearwords about four times better than other words accoding to those that study how the brain works.
This is a list of some alternative words.
Fiddlesticks, Fudge
shabby shysterm, vile vermin
Beeotch, mucker fudder
peckerweed, t*tiebaby, Beeotch
Crud, Dag Nab It, Frickin 'A Fudge, Fecal head
Gosh Darnit, Holy Cow!.
Horse pucky,Judas Priest
Kawabunga,Pluck it, Sheesh, Shitaki.
Please submit your own alternative words.
"The Meaning of Color"
07.29.08 (10:04 am) [edit]
I did a blog recently on color and how certain colors affect you in different ways. You were asked what your favorite and least favorite color was. Thanks to everyone that responded. I promised to do further study on it and thanks to PirateGirl for helping with the research.
My favorite color is pink:
PINK is a quiet feminine delicate color. It's the sweet side of the color red. PINK provides feelings of caring, tenderness, self-worth and acceptance. Shades of deep PINK, such as magenta, are effective in neutralizing disorders. Some prisons use limited deep PINK tones to diffuse aggressive behavior.The softer shades are very feminine and the darker shades will alleviate feelings of friction.
PirateGirl's favorite color is Blue:
Blue is calming. It can be strong and steadfast or light and friendly. Almost everyone likes some shade of the color blue. A natural color, from the blue of the sky, blue is a universal color. The cool, calming effect of blue makes time pass more quickly and it can help you sleep.
Blue conveys importance and confidence without being somber or sinister, hence the blue power suit of the corporate world and the blue uniforms of police officers. Long considered a corporate color, blue, especially darker blue, is associated with intelligence, stability, unity, and conservative.
Squirrelzone and PastorDave favorite color is yellow:
So, you want to know a bit more about the color yellow? Here goes....
Pure, bright, sunny yellow is the easiest color to see. People who are blind to other colors usually see yellow. Yellow is full of creativity and intellectual energy. Yellow symbolizes wisdom, joy and happiness. Yellow daffodils are a symbol of unrequited love. Put some yellow into your life when you want:
Clarity for decision making
Relief from burn-out, panic, nervousness, exhaustion
Sharp memory and concentration skills
Protection from lethargy and depression during dull weather
Clarity and awareness. It is a bad color for painting a baby's room.
AuntConi's Favorite color is blue /turquoise with a teal range:
It is Refreshing and Sophisticated:
A mix of blue and green, turquoise has a sweet feminine feel while the darker teal shades add lively sophistication.
Nature of Turquoise: A blend of blue and green, shades of turquoise have the same calming effects of those colors.
Culture of Turquoise: This in-between color represents water, thus the names aqua and aquamarine. It's also a valuable and popular mineral often turned into jewelry. Turquoise is closely associated with the Middle East and the American Southwest.
Purple combines the stability of blue and the energy of red. Purple is associated with royalty. It symbolizes power, nobility, luxury, and ambition. It conveys wealth and extravagance. Purple is associated with wisdom, dignity, independence, creativity, mystery, and magic.
According to surveys, almost 75 percent of pre-adolescent children prefer purple to all other colors. Purple is a very rare color in nature; some people consider it to be artificial.
RED is the color of fire and blood, so it is associated with energy, war, danger, strength, power, determination as well as passion, desire, and love.
Red is a very emotionally intense color. It enhances human metabolism, increases respiration rate, and raises blood pressure. It has very high visibility, which is why stop signs, stoplights, and fire equipment are usually painted red. In heraldry, red is used to indicate courage. It is a color found in many national flags.
Red brings text and images to the foreground. Use it as an accent color to stimulate people to make quick decisions; it is a perfect color for 'Buy Now' or 'Click Here' buttons on Internet banners and websites. In advertising, red is often used to evoke erotic feelings (red lips, red nails, red-light districts, 'Lady in Red', etc). Red is widely used to indicate danger (high voltage signs, traffic lights). This color is also commonly associated with energy, so you can use it when promoting energy drinks, games, cars, items related to sports and high physical activity.
Orange combines the energy of red and the happiness of yellow. It is associated with joy, sunshine, and the tropics. Orange represents enthusiasm, fascination, happiness, creativity, determination, attraction, success, encouragement, and stimulation.
To the human eye, orange is a very hot color, so it gives the sensation of heat. Nevertheless, orange is not as aggressive as red. Orange increases oxygen supply to the brain, produces an invigorating effect, and stimulates mental activity. It is highly accepted among young people. As a citrus color, orange is associated with healthy food and stimulates appetite. Orange is the color of fall and harvest. In heraldry, orange is symbolic of strength and endurance.
Green is the color of nature. It symbolizes growth, harmony, freshness, and fertility. Green has strong emotional correspondence with safety. Dark green is also commonly associated with money.
Green has great healing power. It is the most restful color for the human eye; it can improve vision. Green suggests stability and endurance. Sometimes green denotes lack of experience; for example, a 'greenhorn' is a novice. In heraldry, green indicates growth and hope. Green, as opposed to red, means safety; it is the color of free passage in road traffic.
WHITE is associated with light, goodness, innocence, purity, and virginity. It is considered to be the color of perfection.
White means safety, purity, and cleanliness. As opposed to black, white usually has a positive connotation. White can represent a successful beginning. In heraldry, white depicts faith and purity.
Black is Tampi's favorite color it iis associated with power, elegance, formality, death, evil, and mystery.
Black is a mysterious color associated with fear and the unknown (black holes). It usually has a negative connotation (blacklist, black humor, 'black death'). Black denotes strength and authority; it is considered to be a very formal, elegant, and prestigious color (black tie, black Mercedes). In heraldry, black is the symbol of grief.
"Don't Take Love For Granted"
07.27.08 (4:16 pm) [edit]
Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in '08, Let them know you Care while you still have a chance.
Never take someone for granted
Hold every person close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you've lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARKNIGHT
07.25.08 (8:59 pm) [edit]
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARKNIGHT
THIS MAKES ME SICK
07.25.08 (2:11 am) [edit]
It makes me really sick when I read about all the rape and killing of innocent children by child molesters. So when I came across a blog promoting sex acts with children because it's good for them, it made me very angry.
I know that there is freedom of speech but when you advocate sex with children, then something needs to be changed.
I have a blog on soulcast that I rarely use. We have a man there whose entire blog is about the rights of pedophiles to be with children. he wants us to believe that he has never had sex with a child but he is fighting for the rights of child molesters.
These are just some of his thoughts on the subject:
I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BLOOD RELATIVES (EVEN NEXT OF KIN) HAVING SEX TOGETHER PROVIDED BOTH (OR ALL IN THE CASE OF GROUP SEX) CONSENT TO ENGAGE IN IT!
FURTHER MORE, I ALSO BELIEVE THAT ALL KINDS OF INCESTUOUS MARRIAGE (EVEN BETWEEN PARENTS AND CHILDREN!) OUGHT TO BE LEGAL THE WORLD OVER!
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MOTHERS AND FATHERS SEXUALLY LOVING THEIR CHILDREN (WHETHER: PRE-TEEN, TEEN OR ADULT) PROVIDED, ALWAYS , THAT THEIR CHILDREN WANT TO BE SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH THE ONES WHO BROUGHT THEM INTO THE WORLD.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH AUNTS OR UNCLES HAVING SEX WITH----- AND/OR GETTING MARRIED TO----- THEIR NIECES OR NEPHEWS.
I SEE ABSOLUTELY &nb sp; NOTHING WRONG WITH ANY FORM OF MUTUALLY CONSENSUAL &nb sp; ADULT/CHILD &n bsp; SEX OR LOVE..
THEY MAY INVOLVE ONE CHILD AND ONE ADULT.
ONE ADULT AND SEVERAL CHILDREN…
WHETHER IT’S---- -ONE–ON-ONE---OR ORGIASTIC SEX, ANY AND EVERY FORM OF PEDOPHILIA SHOULD BE 100% LEGAL ACROSS THE GLOBE!
This makes me sick.
"Stupid Baby Names"
07.24.08 (9:48 am) [edit]
What causes some parents to name their children stupid names? I ask this question because of the story I read this morning about the parents in Hawaii that named their little girl "Talula Does The Hula". This child is now nine years old and was so embrassed about her name that she wouldn't even tell her closest friend what it was, she told people to call her K.
Her Parents are in a custody fight and the judge made her a ward of the court and legally changed her name.
Other stupid names that people wanted to name their babies that was blocked are Fish and Chips", "Yeah Detroit", "Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit".
Some stupid names that did get through are "Number 16 Bus Shelter" and "Violence"
What were they thinking?
Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.
New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offense to a reasonable person, among other conditions, said Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages.
Clarke said officials usually talked to parents who proposed unusual names to convince them about the potential for embarrassment.
"Five Minute Chocolate Cake"
07.23.08 (4:33 pm) [edit]
Need chocolate cake but don't want to wait half an hour for one to bake in the oven?
Here's a recipe you can use to make a mug of chocolate cake in your microwave in just a few minutes.
It calls for cake flour but all-purpose flour works great. it came out a little dense but you can fix that by adding 1/4 tsp of baking powder to the dry ingredients.
Be sure to use a large mug. You might want to put some waxed paper down in your microwave to catch drips.
"Get A Nice Fish Pedicure"
07.22.08 (9:23 am) [edit]
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Like Pedicures, then get ready for the lastes thing, letting tiny carp nibble away at dead skin on your feet.
Fish pedicures are creating something of a splash in the D.C. area, where a northern Virginia spa has been offering them for the past four months. John Ho, who runs the Yvonne Hair and Nails salon with his wife, Yvonne Le, said 5,000 people have taken the plunge so far.
"This is a good treatment for everyone who likes to have nice feet," Ho said.
He said he wanted to come up with something unique while finding a replacement for pedicures that use razors to scrape off dead skin. The razors have fallen out of favor with state regulators because of concerns about whether they're sanitary.
Ho was skeptical at first about the fish, which are called garra rufa but typically known as doctor fish. They were first used in Turkey and have become popular in some Asian countries.
THE COMMON PANCAKE CAN KILL YOU!
07.20.08 (5:18 pm) [edit]
The pancake you eat today may kill you if the mix is from a box that's out of date.Go to the link below and read the whole true warning!
This could save your life,or the life of a person you love.
"Lie Detector"
07.20.08 (3:49 am) [edit]
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?", they asked. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project" said Tommy.
The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you have no reason to be mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!"
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times.
"His & Her Diary"
07.19.08 (7:51 am) [edit]
1. HER DIARY
Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.
When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T. V. he seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do, I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
2 - HIS DIARY
Today the Lakers lost, but at least I got laid.
"Gas Protest"
07.17.08 (12:20 am) [edit]
I thought our gas prices was high, until I read about the man in Germany that set his 1995 BMW on fire in protest of gas prices.
Gas cost $9,40 a gallon there and he said that he could not longer afford to buy gas for it.
It is not that expensive here yet even though they are predicting that it could go as high as $8.00 here. If it gets that high a lot more people will have to just park their car and find other means of transportation, or we will see a lot more people riding thier bikes to work.
"And Then The Fight Started"
07.15.08 (11:51 pm) [edit]
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive, so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left
my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked,' Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got
out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
"Sunbathing"
07.15.08 (7:58 am) [edit]
A rather well-proportioned woman, planned to spend almost all of her vacation sunbathing. She found the ideal spot on the roof of her hotel. It was deserted and secluded, with a smooth, raised 'deck' which received the sun all day long.
She wore a bathing suit on the first
day, but on the second day, she decided that since no
one could see her way up there, she would slip out of
it and get rid of the tan lines on her back. She'd been lying there on her stomach for a little while when she heard someone running up the stairs toward the roof. Startled, she didn't have time to pull on her suit,
and since she was lying on her stomach,
she just pulled a towel over her rear.
'Excuse me, miss,' said the flustered
Assistant Manager of the hotel, out of breath
from running up the stairs. 'The Hilton doesn't mind
you sunbathing up here, but we would very much
appreciate you wearing a bathing suit, as you did
yesterday.'
'YESTERDAY!' she exclaimed, rather
irritated.....'Have you been following me around -
and besides, what difference does it
make anyway, since no one except a nosy Assistant
Manager can see me? I'm on the top floor and I'm
covered with a towel.'
'Well, that would be true,' said the
embarrassed little man, 'except for the fact that
you're lying on the dining room skylight.' |
Need A LOL Moment.
07.14.08 (9:09 am) [edit]
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Latest thing in men underwear, LOL what man would wear it?
Silver Lining in High Gas Prices.
07.13.08 (11:06 pm) [edit]
Gas prices are steadily climbing and it is causing some serious grumbling an burdens for a lot of people.
Today I found out that there is also a silver lining caused by the increase in the price of oil according to researchers.
Less traffic fatalities. Study has shown that people are driving less, moving closer to their jobs,taking public transportationm not taking a vacation and opting to stay closer to home.
As a result fewer fatal accidents. If we all promise to drive more carefully, think they will lower the prices?
"Death From Lightning"
07.12.08 (8:29 am) [edit]
Temescal Valley, CA
Photo courtesy of Willi Wilkens
Five people have die d as a result of being hit by lightning in less than a week.
I didn't know it but July marks the peak in lightning activity. It's a time when people are vacationing, so they are outside more, riding their bikes, swimming or other water sports. Landon Dillard, 16, of Macon, Ga., was riding a bicycle at a summer camp in Colorado when he was struck down on July 3.
Two days later, 19-year-old Korey Moore of Swansea, S.C., was riding a personal watercraft when hit. The next day lightning claimed Stephanie Dawn Kirpes, 23, of Woodbridge, Va., while she was jogging along the shore in Virginia Beach, Va.
And on July 7, two 16-year-olds were killed by lightning: Ben Richter on his family farm at Watertown, Wis., and Lucian Ellis of Sampson County, N.C., who was in a beach hut sheltering from a storm.
I think the problem is that even though we hear about people getting struck by lightning, the average person think that it's not going to happen to them.
"In terms of safety, the most important thing to know is if the sky looks threatening or you hear thunder, you need to get inside a substantial building _ one with wiring and plumbing _ or a hard-topped metal vehicle immediately,"
If you hear thunder or the sky looks threatning, look for a safe place immediately. A safe building has a roof, walls and floor, such as a home, school, office building or a shopping center. They provide safety because lightning will usually travel through the wiring or the plumbing into the ground. That means stay away from showers, sinks, hot tubs and electronic equipment such as TVs, radios and computers.
For campers and others outdoors far from a car or shelter, lightning experts warn people to stay away from tall objects like trees. Lightning tends to hit the highest thing around. And by the way, in an open field, that may be you.
The National Weather Service's advice for folks threatened by lightning when there is no safe building or automobile available:
_ Do not seek shelter under tall isolated trees. The tree may help you stay dry but will significantly increase your risk of being struck by lightning.
_ Do not seek shelter under partially enclosed buildings.
_ Stay away from tall, isolated objects.
Stay away from metal objects, such as fences, poles and backpacks.
Have fun but stay safe.
"Asking For Prayer"
07.11.08 (12:39 am) [edit]
I have a friend that is more like an adopted daughter that has been sick for about a year now, she has gotten to the point that she needs oxygen 24-7 and was told that her only chance is a lung transplant.
We don't know how blessed we are to be able to take a breath on our own without the assistance of oxygen all the time.
This woman is only 47 years old with three lovely kids and I pray that she will live to raise them.
She has been on the transplant list to receive a lung for 3 months now. They finally called tonight to say that they have a lung for her and she has to get to the hospital in two hrs.
I feel sorry for the family that I know has lost a loved one for her to get this lung but at least a part of them will live on.
I am asking everyone to pray for her that she make it through the surgery and live to see her chilren grow up.
Thanks again.
Keep me in prayer because I will be caring for the Children doing this time.
"Is It The NBA Or The NFL?
07.10.08 (9:51 am) [edit]
Is It NBA Or NFL?
36
have been accused of spousal abuse
7
have been arrested for fraud
19
have been accused of writing bad checks
117
have directly or indirectly
bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3
have done time for assault
71,
repeat
71 cannot
get a credit card due to bad credit
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have been arrested on drug-related charges
8
have been arrested for shoplifting
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currently
are defendants in lawsuits, and
84
have been arrested for drunk driving
in
the last year
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you guess which organization this is?
Give
up yet? . . Scroll down,
Neither,
it's the 435 members of the
United States Congress
The
same group of Idiots that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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"Don't get Mad, Get Even"
07.09.08 (1:46 pm) [edit]
Has some one really pissed you off? Don't get mad, GET EVEN. Send that special some one a big stinky pile of poop.
Did you know there is an
(online company )that, for a fairly reasonable price, although it does make one wonder how they arrived at said price, will send the person of your choice a bag of ... poop. Your choice of cow, elephant or gorilla poop. Totally anonymously. AND, you even have your choice of bag sizes: quart or gallon.
Somebody giving you a hard time? Somebody sh** on you? Well, send 'em a bag of gorilla poop, and watch the fun!
This is something I would never do personally.
THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
07.08.08 (5:02 am) [edit]
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee & West Virgini a)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
Sheep Dash
07.07.08 (9:47 am) [edit]
Go to this site and check your responses.
A fun game where you only have to hit 5 sheep. You are rated fast or if you are like me, a sluggish armadillo. It was recommeded that I go and get a cup of coffee.
(Sheep Dash )
SMILE
07.06.08 (10:10 am) [edit]
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Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~Phyllis Diller
The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. ~Author Unknown
If you smile at someone, they might smile back. ~Author Unknown
Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. ~Author Unknown
Everyone smiles in the same language. ~Author Unknown
If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine. ~Author Unknown
I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. ~Author Unknown
Smiling is infectious,
You can catch it like the flu.
Someone smiled at me today,
And I started smiling too.
~Author Unknown
The shortest distance between two people is a smile. ~Author Unknown
Smiling is my favorite exercise. ~Author Unknown
No matter how grouchy you're feeling,
You'll find the smile more or less healing.
It grows in a wreath
All around the front teeth -
Thus preserving the face from congealing.
~Anthony Euwer
Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. ~Mother Teresa
A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile. ~Author Unknown
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles. ~Washington Irving
A smile is the universal welcome. ~Max Eastman
Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to. ~Author Unknown
You're never fully dressed without a smile. ~Martin Charnin
A smile can brighten the darkest day. ~Author Unknown
Keep Smiling.
"How To Save On Gas"
07.05.08 (9:01 am) [edit]
We should learn from UPS how to save on gas. Having their drivers follow these tips have saved them millions.
NO left turns: waiting to turn left wastes time and gas. This tip shaved 29 million miles off its U.S. drivers' routes last year, saving UPS more than 3 million gallons of gas. At $4 a gallon, that's a $12 million savings.
Reduce idling. UPS practices a "no idling" policy — no matter how short of a stop a UPS driver makes, the engine is turned off. By reducing idling time by 24 minutes a day, UPS can save $188 per driver per year. Plan your route. For errands or trips, plan a route that doesn't backtrack. Find the quickest and most direct route with a map or Web site.
I"m Proud To Be An Anerican"
07.03.08 (3:49 pm) [edit]
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I'm Proud To Be An American
Written By Lee Greenwood
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life,
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife,
I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today,
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away. I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, '
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A.
From the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee, Across the plains of Texas from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston and New York to L.A.
, There's pride in every American heart and it's time we stand and say: I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, ' Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A. What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal. ~Albert Pine
