"Your Rights If Stopped For DUI"

1. I refuse To perform any physical or eye test
2. i refuse to take the preliminary alcohol screnning test.(unless you are under 21)
3. I will submit to a blood, breath, or urine test after a confidential call to my attorney, unless it will unduly delay your investigation.
4. I choose to take a urine test if available. If a urine test is not available, I choose a breath test.
5. Call Anytime 24 hrs-ask for DUI attorney.
6. Keep this in your glove compartment.

     I don't think that they are going to remember this list if really drunk.

Good night sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite i thought was just an expression said jockingly before going to bed. but bed bugs are back and they are biting.

A resurgence of bed bugs have been reported in 50 states. They are found mostly in homes and hotels. they are very small and live in your mattress and usually come out only at night to suck your blood and then go back in to hiding.

A Fox news reporter says she suffers from post-tramatic stress disorder after being bitten at her job more then once.She filed a lawsuit and won thousands because she complained about it and was ridiculed before the office was finally treated for bugs.

 A woman stayed at a well known hotel and got more then 400 bites. she noticed blood stains on the sheets, when she checked out she reported the problem to the front desk. Within a week of being home she was covered with bites and itching so bad that she had to go to the DR. The hotel offered her $71, 000 to settle her claim.

To avoid bedbugs in a hotel hang clothes in the closet, place your luggage on the folding rack and not on the bed. These little bugs get in your clothes, bags or boxes and you end up carrying them home with you.

Bed Bugs were once on the down low but have returned with a vengence, it doesn't matter how clean your house is, you can still have them.

Once you get them it is very expensive to get rid of them.

So many people have them that they have a bed bug forum to help each other with the problem.

This is a picture of one victim:

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I really have nothing against  IVF helping a couple to have a child that is unable to conceive normally, but I think that it has gotten out of hand because there seems to be no guidelines.

When there is guideline some people will go to an unethical Dr. like the Octo mom did.
Who in their right mind would implant 6 or 8 embryos into a woman that already have 3 children at home.

The latest now is a 66 year old woman impregnated with twins, what is going to happen to the babies when she can no longer care for them. At 66 I don't think that you are in no shape mentally or physically to care for two babies. She said it's her business and she
 feels fine and is perfectly capable of caring for her children.

What age do you think is to old to have Invetro fertilization?

Mothers Day is Sunday May 10th

Let's not forget to honor Mom on her special day.

These are some quotes that Almost every mom has said, see if you recognize any.

• Money does not grow on trees.
• Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position.
• If I talked to my mother like you talk to me....
• Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident.
• Be careful or you'll put your eye out.
• What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
• You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
• Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
• If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
• Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!
• Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
• Don't eat those, they will stunt your growth.
• If you don't eat those, you will stunt your growth.
• What's meant to be, is meant to be. (Mom only used this when something bad happened or when you experienced a disappointment.)
• It doesn't matter what you accomplish, I'll always be proud of you.
• I hope that when you grow up, you have kids "Just Like you"! (Also known as the "Mother's Curse")
• Because I'm your mother that's why.
• This is why we can't have nice things.
• If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
• Eat your vegetables, those children in China (Africa, Vietnam) would be happy to have some broccoli to eat! (Contributed by Sheryl McDermott)
• If you fall out of that tree and break you leg , don't come running to me.
• "Cheer up, the worst is yet to come." Usually said in advance of grounding.
• Someday your face is going to stick like that. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
• Yes, I *AM* the boss of you.
• (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
• Because I said so. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)
• Just wait till your father gets home. (Contributed by Sandra Stofan)
• No dessert till you clean off your plate.
• (Contributed by Sandra Stofan)
• I brought you into this world and I can take you OUT !!
• (Mostly said after one of us 5 had done something really bad. Contributed by Marcie in Indiana)
• I've got eyes in the back of my head, that's how
• Get that thing out of your mouth! (or nose)
• Just you wait until you have kids of your own - then you'll understand
• You tell that bully to cut it out or you'll tell the teacher...
• I slave for hours over a hot stove and this is the thanks I get?!
• Honestly... You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on!
• Honestly, that cardigan looks great on you - the girls had better watch out with you around!
• Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.
• Who'll end up walking, bathing and feeding it...?

What type of friend are you?

Are you a loser or a keeper? A loser is someone that you don't really want to be around.

The loser type is a dictator, likes to be in control and wants things their way all the time, after all they know what's right and makes you think that you don't.

Another type of loser is the one always calculating and scheming,trying to outwit you.

Then there is the clinging vine, one that wants you to do everything for them. Finally there is the Bully who uses anger and threats to get their way.

 You do not want to be this kind of friend and if you have one that fit these description, Lose them.

A keeper is one that will stick with you through thick and thin, In good times and bad times. when others turn their back on you,a friend will always stay. 

A true friend will stick closer than a brother.A true friend loves you  an accepts you just as you are.

Are you a Keeper? 

I heard a new term today, Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

  This condition  cause strange distortions in sight and in the sense of touch and sound.

It can be frightening as it can feel like he or she is going crazy in a strange, Lilliputian world with fractured vision and odd hallucinations.
 

The sense of distance may be impaired as well, with objects suddenly seeming very close, or far away. Some people think that various parts of them are larger or smaller than they should be.

They think that they are sinking into the floor or passing through walls, are. As you might imagine, this condition can be very disorienting and sometimes scary.

It is most commonly associated with migraines and severe headaches, and it can serve as a warning for the onset of a serious migraine.

(Link to story here)

How would you feel to find out that you were adopted?

One young man found out that he was adopted recently. Even though he was raised by a loving family he still felt the urge to find his true mother as a lot of adopted kids do. 

Some find their real mother and there is happiness all around, but there are some mothers that have hid this for years and don't want some secret out of the past calling them on the phone or coming to their door.

This is what happened to Joe, he found his mother and she wanted nothing to do with him. He was very hurt and could not accept the fact that she did not want him in her life, but he continued to call and show up different places, she was a lawyer and felt like she was being stalked.

She called the police and had him arrested for stalking. He is now serving time for stalking his mother. He only wanted her love and all he got out of it is a broken heart and time in jail.