The Difference:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.

Marriage:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Husbands:

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.

Wives:

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.

The Battle:

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

On Women:

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

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> It
>       is popular in
>  Japan today to drink water
>       immedia tely after waking up every morning.
> Furthermore, scientific tests
>       have proven its value. We publish below a description
> of use of water for
>       our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as
> modern illnesses the
>       water treatment had been found successful by a
> Japanese medical society as
>       a 100% cure for the following diseases:
> Headache, body ache, heart
>       system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess
> fatness, bronchitis
>       asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases,
> vomitin! g, gastritis,
>       diarrhe a, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye
> diseases, womb, cancer
>       and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat
> diseases.
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>       METHOD
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>       OF TREATMENT
> 1.
>       As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth,
> drink 4 x 160ml
>       glasses of water
> 2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink
>       anythin g for 45 minute
> 3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as
>       normal.
> 4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not
> eat
>       or drink anything for 2 hours
> 5. Those who are old or sick and are
>       unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning
> may commence by taking
>       little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses
> per day.
> 6. The
>       above method of treatment will cure diseases of the
> sick and others can
>       enjoy a healthy life. 
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ONE.. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO... Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it.

FIVE.. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX.... Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. .. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.


FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.


SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson !

SEV ENTEEN.  Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN... Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship..

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone.. The caller will hear it in your voice.


TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

Setting goals in life is very important if you are going to succeed. The new year saw many of us setting goals.

Goals should be measurable. Goals should be positive.Goals should be attainable.

The top 15 goals set:

1. Lose weight
2. Stop procrastinating
3. Fall in love
4. Be happy, smile more
5. Write a book
6. get a tattoo
7. drink more water
8. Save money and get my finances in order
9. Get Married
10. Travel
11. Learn a foreign language
12. Take more pictures
13. Get a new job
14. Exercise more
15. Make some new friends

“The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. It isn't a calamity to die with dreams unfulfilled, but it is a calamity not to dream.... It is not a disgrace not to reach the stars, but it is a disgrace to have no stars to reach for. Not failure, but low aim is sin." 
— Benjamin Elijah Mays, American educator and president of Morehouse College.

   Scienti sts are looking for women willing to eat chocolate every day for a year -- all in the name of medical science.

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These are Ear Cuffs for those that have never seenthem.

If you don't have your ears pierced or just want the look of extra piercings, this is the perfect look.

I have to admit that when I read about this on Wisegeeks I had no idea  what ear cuffs was. I really like them and wanted to share this info.

(More ear cuffs can be found here)

I have got to order me a pair.

Thanks to everyone that continue to play snakes an ladders, we had a total of 175 comments in game 1, A total of 75 comments in game 2 and 85 in game 3. In game 4 we had 112 comments, in Game 5 we had 97 comments, in game 6 we had a total of 104 comments. In game seven we have 85 comments and in game 8 we have 95, In game 9 we have 94 comments, Game 10 we have 102 comments,Game 11 we have 105 comments. In Game 12 we have 103 comments and in game 13 we have 75. Game 14 had 88 comments, Game 15 has 90 comments, In Game 16 we have 91 comments,
 

In Game 17 we have 106 comments,In Game 18 we have 101 comments and in Game 19 we have set a new record with 155 comments.In Game 20 we have 138 comments. In Game 21 we had 115 comments and in game 22 we have 113 comments, In game 23 we have 118 comments, In game 24 we have 129 comments, In game 25 we have 138 comments, In Game 26 we have 168 comments, In Game 27 we have 161 comments In game 28 we had 163 comments, In game 29 we had 169 comments, In game 30 we had 149 and in game 31 we have 174 comments, In game 32 we have 122 comments, in game 33 we had 120 comments, In game 34 we have 138 comments, In game 35 we had 130 comments, In game 36 we had 130 comments,In game 37 we had 119 comments, In game 38 we had 121 comments, In game 39 we had 127, In game 40 we have 117 comments, In game 41 we have 102 comments, In game 42 we had 166 comments, In game 43 we have 162 comments , In game 44 we have 144 comments, In game 45 we had 113 comments, In game 46 we have 115 comments , In game 47 we have 111 comments, In game 48 we have 118 comments, In game 49 we have 114 commrnts, In game 50 we have 108 comments, In game 51 we have 118 comments, In game 52 we have 106 comments, In game 53 we have 115, In game 54 we had 112 comments, In game 55 we had 128 comments, In game 56 we had 123 comments, In game 57 we had 132 comments, In game 58 we had 121 comments, In game 59 we had 106, In game 60 we have 107 comments,

In game 61 we have 104 comments,In game 62 we had 109 comments, IN Game 63 we had 88 comments,In game 64 we had 101 comments,In game 65 we had 118 comments, In game 66 we had 119 comments, In game 67 we had 88 comments,In Game 68 we had 130 comments, In Game 69 we had 122 comments, In game 70 we had 108 comments, In game 71 we had 105 comments, in game 72 we had 64 comments, In game 73 we had 124 comments, In game 74 we had 103 comments, In game 75 we had 95 comments,In game 76 we had 103 comments, In game 77 we had 90 comments, In game 78 we have 110 commentsn in game79 we have 104 comments,

In game 80 we have 137,

I game 81 we have 107 comments,In game 82 we have 105 comments, In Game 83 we have 105 comments, In game 84 we had 98 comments, In game 85 we had 86 comments, In game 86 we had 100 comments, In game 87 we had 90 comments,In game 88 we had 102 comments, In game 89 we had 84 comments, In game 90 we had 91 comments, In game 91 we had 78, In game 92 we had 99 comments, In game 93 we had 82 comments, In game 94 we had 94 comments so let's start Game 95 so that we don't have to scroll down so far.

Thanks to all that continue to play. I  want to thank Coni who continues to play and always keep me inspired.

AuntConi is in the Number one position as most active player and PirateGirl is in second place, followed by Kram an barnabus in 3rd place.  We want to thank Tampi, Mimi, Kram and Lostin in 4th position. Thanks Surrogate,Sebastian, Engg, SZ, ink,Nefri and ggirl for dropping in also to add to the fun. Welcome to Swanktrend, Willey, Kinghavoc and hei. Chrisflea, nakedperson, bipolarexoress , vitamin and PastorDave, We want to thank cyrix,pcbiologist and kgurl  for joining us. Welcome to tampi, dattebaka, raj and Pretensions and BlackCherry. Welcome to our newest player this week is rajkumarpb. I want to thank namm and alaskawildflower s for joining in.

Make a sentence from the last word used.

Do you like cats? then you might like to look through the gallery of beautiful cats and help pick the winner for the 2009 contest. 

 The About.com Cutest Cat Picture Contest is in full swing. The contest entry period has expired, and our panel of judges has selected the 12 semi-finalists. Please help select the Readers' Choice by voting in our first semi-final poll to begin on Sunday, July 19, 2009. The winner will compete with five Judges' Choice cats for placement in the top six, and the winner of that poll will be the Cutest Cat for 2009.

The semi-finalist poll will run for two weeks, closing on August 2, 2009 and the Readers' Choice winner will be announced on August 3rd. On that same day, the Judges' 5 Choice winners will also be announced and the final poll will commence, with the six finalists. That poll will end on Sunday, August 30, 2009 at midnight ET. The Cutest Cat of 2009 will be announced on Monday, August 31, 2009.

You may start voting now for your favorite cat.

This is so unbelievable but true, a dentist dropped an implant tool down a patient's throat twice.

 How careless can one man be?

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 Coffee fillters is something I keep a lot of and use them for more then coffee.

These are some alternative uses:
  1.  Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave.  Coffee filters make excellent covers.

  2.  Clean windows and mirrors.  Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave windows sparkling.

  3.  Protect China.  Separate your good dishes by putting a coffee filter between each dish.

  4.  Filter broken cork from wine.  If you break the cork when opening a wine bottle, filter the wine  through a coffee filter.

  5.  Protect a cast-iron skillet.  Place a coffee filter in the skillet to absorb moisture and prevent rust.

  6.  Apply shoe polish.  Ball up a lint-free coffee filter.

  7.  Recycle frying oil.  After frying, strain oil through a sieve lined with a coffee filter.

  8.  Weigh chopped foods.  Place chopped ingredients in a coffee filter on a kitchen scale.

  9.  Hold tacos.  Coffee filters make convenient wrappers for messy foods.

10.  Stop the soil from leaking out of a plant pot.  Line a plant pot with a coffee filter to prevent the soil from going through the drainage holes.

11.  Prevent a Popsicle from dripping.  Poke one or two holes as needed in a coffee filter.

12.  Do you think we used expensive strips to wax eyebrows?  Use strips of coffee filters.

13.  Put a few in a plate and put your fried bacon, French fries, chicken fingers, etc. on them.  Soaks out all the grease.

14.  Keep in the bathroom.  They make great razor nick fixers.

I have never heard of The Diesel Tree until today,  a friend wrote about her neighbor owning the tree and how hard it is to get the seeds. This is what Lucy says about the trees.

Hair is the fastest growing tissue in the body, second only to bone marrow.

35 meters of hair fibre is produced every day on the average adult scalp.

The average scalp has 100,000 hairs. Redheads have the least at 80,000; brown and black haired persons have about 100,000; and blondes have the most at 120,000.

90% of scalp hairs are growing and 10% are resting.

It is normal to lose 100 hairs per day from the scalp.

You must lose over 50% of your scalp hairs before it is apparent to anyone.

Many drugs can cause hair loss.

Thyroid imbalance and iron deficiency are reversible causes for hair loss.

Over 50% of men by age 50 have male pattern hair loss.

Forty percent of women by the time they reach menopause will have female pattern (hereditary) hair loss.

Be careful when using your credit card to buy cigarettes, A man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars.

He didn't know it until he checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number _ a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500 (twenty-three quadrillion, one hundred forty-eight trillion, eight hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred eight million, one hundred eighty-four thousand, five hundred dollars).

Plus he was charged a $15 dollars overdreaft fee and had to spend two hours on the phone with Bank of America trying to sort out the mistake.

The bank corrected the error the next day.

Bank of America refused to answer question about it and said to talk to the card issuer, Visa.

 Visa, in turn, referred questions back to the bank.

As usual no one would take the blame.

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Dear Tide

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
 About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
 What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
   Well,  I gotta go - I have to write to the Hefty bag people.