Love
1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6.You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don’t know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it’s back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they’ll know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they’re great.
In Game 17 we have 106 comments,In Game 18 we have 101 comments and in Game 19 we have set a new record with 155 comments.In Game 20 we have 138 comments. In Game 21 we had 115 comments and in game 22 we have 113 comments, In game 23 we have 118 comments, In game 24 we have 129 comments, In game 25 we have 138 comments, In Game 26 we have 168 comments, In Game 27 we have 161 comments In game 28 we had 163 comments, In game 29 we had 169 comments, In game 30 we had 149 and in game 31 we have 174 comments, In game 32 we have 122 comments, in game 33 we had 120 comments, In game 34 we have 138 comments, In game 35 we had 130 comments, In game 36 we had 130 comments,In game 37 we had 119 comments, In game 38 we had 121 comments, In game 39 we had 127, In game 40 we have 117 comments, In game 41 we have 102 comments, In game 42 we had 166 comments, In game 43 we have 162 comments , In game 44 we have 144 comments, In game 45 we had 113 comments, In game 46 we have 115 comments , In game 47 we have 111 comments, In game 48 we have 118 comments, In game 49 we have 114 commrnts, In game 50 we have 108 comments, In game 51 we have 118 comments, In game 52 we have 106 comments, In game 53 we have 115, In game 54 we had 112 comments, In game 55 we had 128 comments, In game 56 we had 123 comments, In game 57 we had 132 comments, In game 58 we had 121 comments, In game 59 we had 106, In game 60 we have 107 comments,
In game 61 we have 104 comments,In game 62 we had 109 comments, IN Game 63 we had 88 comments,In game 64 we had 101 comments,In game 65 we had 118 comments, In game 66 we had 119 comments, In game 67 we had 88 comments,In Game 68 we had 130 comments, In Game 69 we had 122 comments, In game 70 we had 108 comments, In game 71 we had 105 comments, in game 72 we had 64 comments, In game 73 we had 124 comments, In game 74 we had 103 comments, In game 75 we had 95 comments,In game 76 we had 103 comments, In game 77 we had 90 comments, In game 78 we have 110 commentsn in game79 we have 104 comments,
In game 80 we have 137,
I game 81 we have 107 comments,In game 82 we have 105 comments, In Game 83 we have 105 comments, In game 84 we had 98 comments, In game 85 we had 86 comments, In game 86 we had 100 comments, In game 87 we had 90 comments,In game 88 we had 102 comments, In game 89 we had 84 comments, In game 90 we had 91 comments, In game 91 we had 78, In game 92 we had 99 comments, In game 93 we had 82 comments, In game 94 we had 94 comments, In game 95 we had 114 comments, In game 96 we had 81 comments, In game 97 we had 72 comments so let's start Game 98 so that we don't have to scroll down so far.
Thanks to all that continue to play. I want to thank Coni who continues to play and always keep me inspired.
AuntConi is in the Number one position as most active player and Barnabus is in second place, followed by OS and Kram in 3rd place.Hope PG will be back soon. We want to thank Tampi, Mimi, and Lostin in 4th position. Thanks Surrogate,Sebastian, Engg, SZ, ink,Nefri and ggirl for dropping in also to add to the fun. Welcome to Swanktrend, Willey, Kinghavoc and hei. Chrisflea, nakedperson, bipolarexoress , vitamin and PastorDave, We want to thank cyrix,pcbiologist and kgurl for joining us. Welcome to tampi, dattebaka, raj and Pretensions and BlackCherry. Welcome to our newest player this week is rajkumarpb. I want to thank namm and alaskawildflower s for joining in.
Make a sentence from the last word used.
Divorce vs Murder
> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
> the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
> to buy some cyanide."
>
> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
>
> The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
>
> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I
> can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law?
> I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
> bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
> cyanide!"
>
> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me
> you had a prescription."
C ar Baked Cookies
1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 cup butter, soft
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup sugar
1 large egg
2/3 cup mini chocolate chips
• In a small bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt.
• In a large bowl, cream together butter and sugars. Beat in egg, followed by flour mixture and chocolate chips.
• Place dough on a large sheet of wax paper and roll into a log about 11 inches long by 2.5 inches wide. Freeze for two to three hours or overnight.
• When ready to bake, park your car in the sun on a day that is at least 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Slice cookies into 1/4-inch thick slices and place on parchment-lined baking sheet. Place baking sheet on car dashboard (with protective towel underneath) and bake for 2.5 to 3 hours, until done.
Makes about 2 1/2 dozen cookies.
It is so hot here right now that my cookies will probably cook in an hour.
"Run & Pee"
Worry no more, someone has come up with a site with all of the latest movies that tell you
exactly when to "Run an Pee".
You will not miss anything but you can still find out what happened while out.
RunPee can even be used on your phone with a little vibrator before each pee time in case you forget.
What will they think of next.
In case you don't know when to use the Potty , check out:
RunPee.com.
Only In America
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink.
Only in America...do we award someone $3,000,000 for spilling hot coffee in their own lap.
Only in America...do we have labels on baby strollers to remind people to
remove the baby before folding up the stroller...
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America...do banks leave all the doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless junk in the garage..
"Stand Up"
Take the classic-curling up with a pint of ice cream. It's a total backfire. Why? Sweets are insidious: After the initial rush, the body's insulin response kicks in, causing a sudden blood sugar drop that triggers the release of stress hormones. Soon you're feeling more jangled than you were before you inhaled that whole container of Chunky Monkey. And alcohol, of course, is a wolfish stimulant in calm sheep's clothing.
But true comfort foods do exist.
1. Berries, any berries
Eat them one by one instead of M&Ms when the pressure's on. For those tough times when tension tightens your jaw, try rolling a frozen berry around in your mouth. And then another, and another. Since the carbs in berries turn to sugar very slowly, you won't have a blood sugar crash. The bonus: They're a good source of vitamin C, which helps fight a jump in the stress hormone cortisol
2. Guacamole
If you're craving something creamy, look no further. Avocados are loaded with B vitamins, which stress quickly depletes and which your body needs to maintain nerves and brain cells. Plus their creaminess comes from healthy fat. Scoop up the stuff with whole-grain baked chips-crunching keeps you from gritting your teeth.
3. Mixed nuts
Just an ounce will help replace those stress-depleted Bs (walnuts), give you a whopping amount of zinc (Brazil nuts)-it's also drained by high anxiety-and boost your E (almonds), which helps fight cellular damage linked to chronic stress. Buy nuts in the shell and think of it as multi-tasking: With every squeeze of the nutcracker, you're releasing a little bit of tension.
4. Oranges
People who take a 1,000 mg of C before giving a speech have lower levels of cortisol and lower blood pressure than those who don't. So lean back, take a deep breath, and concentrate on peeling a large orange. The 5-minute mindfulness break will ease your mind and you'll get a bunch of C as well.
5. Asparagus
Each tender stalk is a source of folic acid, a natural mood-lightener. Dip the spears in fat-free yogurt or sour cream for a hit of calcium with each bite.
A warm drink is a super soother, and curling up with a cup of aromatic decaf chai tea (Tazo makes ready-to-brew bags) can make the whole evil day go away.
7. Dark chocolate
Okay, there's nothing in it that relieves stress, but when only chocolate will do, reach for the dark, sultry kind that's at least 70% cocoa. You figure if the antioxidant flavonoids in it are potent enough to fight cancer and heart disease, they've got to be good to remove any stress.
Making Money
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Nicole has written a quick reading report that clearly outlines the 5 simple steps you can bringing in the extra $50 or $200 and possibly more using affiliate programs. No inventory for you to carry, no parties, no customer support. Just blogging and wisely recommending. You can pick up a copy of the report here…
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Learn To Play
Always wanted to learn how to play the piano and never got the chance.
It is not to late to give it a try.
Lizards
T his was written by a friend in my clay group. If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife. "Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!) "No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together) "Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed. "Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me. (again with the sarcasm, you think?) By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. "Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth" "Oh, gross!" they shrieked. "Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?) We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later. "We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted. "It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified. "Do something, Dad!" my son urged. "Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results. "Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?) "Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged. "I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.) The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass. "What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically. "Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?" I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside. "Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked. "Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying o n his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr. Cameron." We were silent, absorbing this. "So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered. "Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly. "What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness. Tears were now running down her face - Laughing "It's just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more. "That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay. "I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me. "Oh, you have NO idea," Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter. 2 - Lizards - $140... 1 - Cage - $50... Trip to the Vet - $30.. Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie...Priceless Moral of the story - finish biology class - lizards lay eggs! | |||