Halloween Party
Halloween Party All are Invited:
BETTER LATE THEN NEVER:
PirateGirl's Costume is Beautiful, She will be bringing the Rum soon.
Kram is his usual laid back self.
LadyG decided to go with the cat look this time.
No Party is complete without AuntConi, hope she has some cookies with her.
Beautiful Women Month
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With time, only grows...
Free Vetrans Day Meal
In recognition of your service to our country, all veterans and active
Neighborhood Grill & Bar Restaurants this Veterans Day, Wednesday, Nov.
11, 2009.
As you may recall, Applebee's launched a pilot program last year on
Veterans Day offering free entrees to military service personnel and
veterans. Because the response was so overwhelmingly positive,
Applebee's is extending the invitation throughout the country this
year.
We would appreciate your help in spreading the word. Please help us
share details across your various communication channels.
All U.S. veterans and active duty military with proof of current or
former military service will eat free at all Applebee's nationwide on
Veterans Day, Wednesday, Nov. 11, 2009.
Proof of service includes: U.S. Uniform Services Identification Card,
U.S. Uniform Services Retired Identification Card, Current Leave and
Earnings Statement, Veterans Organization Card, photograph in uniform or
wearing uniform.
For additional details, visit: www.applebees.com/vetsday
Sexual Fetish
Last month a man scammed a woman into coming to his house
and changing his diaper for $300 a week, she thought that she was
caring for his disabled brother.
When she found out the truth she reported him, the police said what
he did was not illegal because he paid her for a service.
A few other fetishes
Amputee fetish,is when a person makes amputees their object for sexual gratification
Emetophilias is turned on by vomit or throwing up, especially on the sexual partner.
Urophilia fetishists love to pee in public, pee on somebody, or get peed on.
Klismaphilia are those who enjoy getting and administering enemas.
Necrophilia like to make love to dead people.
Anthropophagolagni rape their victims, then eat them.
There are a lot more, but you get the picture of what turns
some people on.
Prevent Swine Flu
> The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible to avoid coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is.
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> While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):
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> 1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).
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> 2. "Hands-off-the-face& quot; approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat, bathe or slap).
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> 3. *Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). *H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected o ne.. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.
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> 4. Similar to 3 above, *clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. *Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but *blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population..*
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> 5. *Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). *If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.
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> 6. *Drink as much of warm liquids (tea, coffee, etc) as you can. *Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.
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> I suggest you pass this on to your entire e-list. You never know who might pay attention to it - and STAY ALIVE because of it.
Flaw in Women
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream..
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what
makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their
family and friends.
Women have vital things to say
and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
Marijuana
continue to be raided because everyone getting it is not sick as claimed.
Marijuana is said to be the only relief for some people suffering severe pain
so it is good if they could get it legal.
We have a local ad in the daily paper with the headlines:
Marijuana Works, become a legal patient.
According to the list of ailments listed, anyone could become a patient.
If you suffer from:
Back or Joint pain
Anxiety or Depression
Headaches
Stress
Difficulty Sleeping
Nausea or upset Stomach
High Blood Pressure
Plus 250 other ailments, to numerous to mention.
Just come, one and all.
Fire Hazard
Do you know anyone with one of these chenille robes
from Blair? If you do please warn them.
So far 9 people have died after the robes accidently
caught fire while cooking.
These robes were cheaply made in Pakistan.
Blair has recalled all of the robes and jackets made
by this company.
Consumers are urged to stop wearing the garments immediately. Contact Blair LLC for information on returning the products and to receive a refund or a $50 gift card for Blair merchandise.For more information, call Blair toll-free at (877) 392-7095 between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m. Eastern Monday through Saturday, visit the firm’s Web site or contact the firm by e-mail at blairproductrecall@blair.com.
Niagara Falls In 1911
The Year is 1911 and the photo is of Niagara Falls,It looks very very cold.
Cake For PirateGirl
Ask any birthday buccaneer if he wants a piece of this swashbuckling cake, and you'll get a resounding, "Aye, matey!" Surround it with chocolate coins for an even more treasured treat.Ingredients - 2 (8-inch) round chocolate cakes
- 2 (16-ounce) cans chocolate fudge frosting
- White decorators' frosting
Use a long serrated knife to trim the tops of the cakes to flatten them, if needed. Spread a thin layer of chocolate frosting over the trimmed side of one cake, then lay the other cake on top, trimmed side down.
Cut one side from the stack, as shown. Cut this piece in half and assemble the hat. Spoon 1/4 cup of the chocolate frosting into a resealable sandwich bag, set it aside, and use the rest of the frosting to cover the cake.With white decorators' frosting, add a skull and crossbones, and hat trim. Snip a corner from the bag of chocolate frosting and pipe on the skull features. Serves 12.
Clotheslines Are Banned
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Families all over the nation seek out different ways to save money by using less energy, many have decided to return to hanging their clothes outside to dry them. However, many have met with great disappointment when homeowner's associations and community management services have told them the lines are not allowed.
Hanging clotheslines is against the rules in so many communities nationwide that state governments are being forced to step in and make it against the law to ban them. And states like Vermont and Utah have already succeeded. But the fight for the right to hang clotheslines is just getting started."
Using an electric clothes drier can account for up to 10% of a household's total energy use, and the EPA and other environmental organizations concerned with energy conservation and energy efficiency have been telling people to purchase Energy Star appliances for years. While this is a good idea on paper, many people aren't financially able to simply go out and upgrade to a fancy new washer and dryer. However, they are being told they can't have simple outdoor clotheslines, which are much cheaper and carbon neutral.
The reason for this clothesline predjudice, at least according to the ones making the rules, is that hanging clothes is unsightly, offensive, and causes property values to drop.
While hanging clothes all over your trees and bushes might not be the best way to make friends with the neighbors, you can hardly call a few t-shirts and pairs of jeans flapping in the breeze an offensive practice...or can you?
California Homeowners Associations, told Legal Affairs magazine that a clothesline in a neighborhood can lower property values by 15 percent: "Modern homeowners don't like people's underwear in public. It's just unsightly."
What do you think?
Pumpkin Pie Time
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Don't Be A Cheat
I was surprised at the number of tax cheats hiding money in other countries.
So far 7,500 have applied for an amnesty program that promises no jail time
and reduced penalties for tax cheats who come forward.
Money was hidden in more than 70 countries ranging from $10,000 to more
The IRS policy is that those who come forward before they are contacted by
In an average year Fewer than 100 people apply for the program.
Tax cheaters are taking Obama seriously that he is cracking down on
Americans who evade taxes .
Most of the money came from inheritances, profits skimmed from U.S.
Next the IRS will use information from the tax cheats who have come forward
A lot of calls from nervous tax dodgers are coming in as the deadline approach.
It's estimated the U.S. loses $100 billion a year in tax revenue because of
I don't have any money hidden away but if you do, now is the time to Fess Up.
Feel Your Bobbies
IT'S NATIONAL FEEL YOUR BOBBIES WEEK OCT. 9-16thFeel Your Boobies is a campaign that utilizes unexpected and unconventional methods to remind young women to "feel their boobies".
What exactly does unexpected mean? Well, it means you probably won’t see a “feel your boobies” brochure at the doctor’s office…but you sure as heck might pass the Boobies Bus® on the freeway, or you might be laying at the beach and see an airplane towing a banner with our logo during our Boobies @ the Beach promotion.
"Feel Your Boobies" may seem simply like a fun and provocative slogan, but it's really asking “Are You Doing It?”® – well….are you?
Hoarding Is A Sickness
that people actually live like that.
Hoarding is a sickness.
A woman in England's home was so crammed to the ceiling when she died that rescuers made five passes through the clutter before locating her body under stacks of goods that had fallen on her.
Hoarding is and inability to discard worthless items even though they appear (to others) to have no value.
Hoarding is a type of OCD, they experience significant distress from their hoarding.
An estimated 700,000 to 1.4 million people in the United States are believed to have compulsive hoarding syndrome.
People with compulsive hoarding syndrome have difficulty throwing anything away, from the oldest paper clip, to a used food container, to an out-of-date newspaper, for fear that they might need those items in the future.
Their homes are often full of stuff that the rest of us would call "junk."
People with compulsive hoarding syndrome do not like to make mistakes. To prevent making a mistake, they will avoid or postpone making decisions.
Even the smallest task, such as washing dishes or checking mail may take a long time because it has to be done "right." The net result of these high standards and the fear of making a mistake is that compulsive hoarders avoid doing many tasks, because everything becomes tedious and overwhelming.
Many of these people have their children taken away because of the clutter.this a really serious condition that requires a lot of help.
I only know one friend like that and she has been threatened with eviction more then once.
It is a sad situation.
The Economy Is So Bad
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.
Thoughts For Today
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
— Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), American humorist, author and journalist
(1835-1910)
The younger we are, the more we want to change the world. The older we are,
the more we want to change the young.
— Unknown
The optimist sees the donut
But the pessimist sees the hole.
— McLandburgh Wilson, American writer (b. 1915)
He who conquers others is strong; he who conquers himself is mighty.
— Lao-tzu, Chinese founder of Taoism (fl. 6th century B.C., possibly
apocryphal)
When evil men plot, good men must plan. When evil men burn and bomb, good men
must build and bind. When evil men shout ugly words of hatred, good men must
commit themselves to the glories of love.''
— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., American civil rights leader (1929-1968)
The question for each man to settle is not what he would do if he had the
means, time, influence and educational advantages, but what he will do with the
things he has.
— Hamilton Wright Mabee
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
— Oscar Wilde, Anglo-Irish wit and author (1854-1900)
When Your Hut's On Fire
The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small,Uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming.Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood toProtect himself from the elements, and to store his few possessions. Oneday, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst had happened, and everything was lost. He was
stunned with disbelief, grief, and anger. He cried out, 'God! How could you do this to me?' Early the next day, he was awakened by the sound of a shipApproaching the island! It had come to rescue him! 'How did you know I washere?' asked the weary man of his rescuers. 'We saw your smoke signal,'They replied. The Moral of This Story : It's easy to get discouraged when thingsAre going bad, but we shouldn't lose heart, because God is at work inOur lives, even in the midst of our pain and suffering. Remember thatThe next time your little hut seems to be burning to the ground. ItJust may be a smoke signal that summons the Grace of God.






