The Difference:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.
Marriage:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries
a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage
and after marriage.
Husbands:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering
the same thing.
Wives:
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. Husbands are
like cars: all are good the first year.
The Battle:
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
On Women:
Can you imagine a world without men?