Smoking voids Computer Warrenty

11.27.09 (10:14 am)   [edit]

 I have heard of discrimination against smokers before but this is something new. If you smoke near your computer Apple says it will void your warrenty should you bring a smoke-exposed computer in for repair.

In in at least two instances in different parts of the country, Apple has voided the warranty and refused to provide repair service on Macintosh computers exposed to environments where cigarette smoke has been present.

Apple is standing by the decisions, saying that repair centers have the authority to make decisions like this on their own, citing OSHA rules that include nicotine in a list of hazardous substances that could damage the health of someone exposed to it.

 If a technician doesn't like cigarette smoke and your computer smells a bit smoky, it probably won't get serviced.

I don't smoke but this doe not seem fair.

(Story here)

Happy Thanksgiving

11.26.09 (11:36 pm)   [edit]

 

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New Online Credit Card Scams

11.24.09 (8:01 pm)   [edit]



If you haven't already seen or heard about this somewhere else you need to be aware of a scam being perpetrated by some of the Internet's best known e-businesses, including Priceline, Classmates.com, FTD, Shutterfly, Orbitz, Buy.com, 1-800-Flowers.com, and Continental Airlines. 

A few of the many businesses being investigated are Restaurants.com, Movietickets.com, AirTran Holdings, Avon.com, FTD, Fandango, Intelius, Pizza Hut, Redcats USA, US Airways Group, and VistaPrint USA. 

A US Senate hearing last Tuesday focused on controversial marketing practices that dupe consumers into paying monthly fees to join online "loyalty" programs. 

If you've ever dealt with any online businesses you should check your credit card statements to see if there are any mysterious charges of about $12 that appear every month. If you find such a charge and check it out you may be told that it's for a "web loyalty program" you "voluntarily" signed up for. 

Such a "signing up" typically occurs near the end of a transaction when you are about to complete it. A message will appear asking if you would like to become a member of a "loyalty" program. You will likely be offered a small discount on your current purchase, with a promise of more discounts to come in the future. 

If you click OK you will have agreed to allow your credit card to be charged a recurring monthly fee of about $12 (the charges usually range from $9 to $20). 

Yes, it's all explained in some very small text near the bottom of the message - text that most people don't bother to read. This, of course, is what the companies depend on. 

The charges don't go to the merchants directly - most go to one of these three "loyalty" companies: Webloyalty, Affinion, and Vertrue. 

Naturally, the merchants get a commission - but when a consumer discovers what's happened and complains, the merchants can feign ignorance and point out that you signed an agreement with an entirely different entity. 

 

Rare Book Found

11.24.09 (1:44 pm)   [edit]

Rare Charles Darwin book found on toilet bookshelf

LONDON – An auction house says it is selling a rare first edition of Charles Darwin's "On the Origin of Species" found in a family's guest lavatory in southern England.

Christie's auction house said Sunday the book — one of around 1,250 copies first printed in 1859 — had been on a toilet bookshelf at a family's home in Oxford.

The book will be auctioned on Tuesday, the 150th anniversary of the publication of the famous work. Christie's said the book is likely to sell for 60,000 pounds ($99,000).

Darwin's "The Origin of Species" outlined his theory of natural selection, the foundation for the modern understanding of evolution.

Celebrations around the world this year have marked the 200th anniversary of Darwin's birth.

Thanksgiving Greetings and Pumpkin Pie

11.23.09 (5:18 pm)   [edit]

 

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TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

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  I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.




MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR thighs

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Thankful

11.22.09 (11:52 pm)   [edit]
Thanks for not having
Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

 

Thanks for lacking knowledge
Be thankful when you don't know something,
for it gives you the opportunity to learn.


Thanks for difficult times
Be thankful for the difficult times.
During those times you grow.



Thanks for limitations
Be thankful for your limitations,
because they give you opportunities for improvement.



 

Thanks for challenges
Be thankful for each new challenge,
because it will build your strength and character.



 

Thanks for mistakes made
Be thankful for your mistakes.
They will teach you valuable lessons.



 

Thanks for exhaustion
Be thankful when you're tired and weary,
because it means you've made the effort.



 

Thanks for setbacks
It's easy to be thankful for the good things.
A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who
are also thankful for the setbacks.



 

Thanks for troubles
Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive.
Find a way to be thankful for your troubles,
and they can become your blessings.


 Author Unknown

Good Thoughts

11.21.09 (9:09 pm)   [edit]
1stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.  Their insight may surprise you.   While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1.
Don't change horses
until they stop running.
2.
Strike while the
bug is close.
3.
It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of
termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but
How?
6.
Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.
7.
No news is
impossible
8.
A miss is as good as a
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new
Math
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust
Me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the
pigs..
13.
An idle mind is
the best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's
pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is
not much.
17.
Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you

See in the picture on the box
24.
When the blind lead the blind 
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you. 
    & nbsp;   &n bsp;   &nb sp;   &nbs p;     ; And the WINNER and last one!   
26.
Better late than
Pregnant

Love,

Human fat used in Cosmetics

11.21.09 (7:18 pm)   [edit]
Have you ever read a story and felt sick, well that is exactly
how I felt after reading the story about all of the people that
 have been killed just so that the fat from their bodies can be
 harvested to sell to labs that make cosmetics.
Four Peruvians were arrested on suspicion of kidnapping, murder and trafficking in human fat.

 The fat it collected in used soda and water bottles untill sold.In addition to those taken into custody, police said they were searching for others who bought fat from the gang or might have worked with it.

At least 60 people have been killed.

This is really sick, may they rot in Hell.


 

Cleaning House

11.20.09 (11:50 pm)   [edit]

 

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I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick....
I was just admiring my work.

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess....
While I sit here on my hiney.

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A Tip That Can Save Lives

11.20.09 (10:20 am)   [edit]

Pass along to your daughters, family members, & friends.

 

You no longer need to keep your .45 or AK-47 sitting out

on the coffee table...a can of wasp spray will do!
  

Never would have thought it !!! Wasp Spray.
 
I have a friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk

area who was concerned about someone coming into the
office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the

collection.  She asked the local police department about using

pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can

of wasp spray instead. The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot

up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the

pepper spray they have to get too close to you and could overpower

you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to

the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office

and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray

would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection..
You could also keep it in your car and it's perfectly legal. Thought
this was interesting and might be of use...

Recipe

11.20.09 (2:30 am)   [edit]

 

 

Ben & Jerry's Giant Chocolate Chip Cookies

1/2 cup Butter, room temperature
1/4 cup Granulated sugar
1/3 cup Brown sugar
1 Large egg
1/2 teas Vanilla extract
1 cup (+ 2 teas) All Purpose Flour
1/2 teas Salt
1/2 teas Baking Soda
1 cup Semisweet Chocolate Chips
1/2 cup Coarsely Chopped Walnuts


1. Preheat the oven to 350F.

2. Beat the butter and both sugars in a large mixing bowl until light
and fluffy. Add the egg and vanilla extract and mix well.

3. Mix the flour, salt, and baking soda in another bowl. Add the dry
ingredients to the batter and mix until well blended. Stir in the
chocolate chips and walnuts.

4. Drop the dough by small scoops 2 to 3 inches apart on an ungreased
cookie sheet. Flatten each scoop with the back of a spoon to about 3
inches in diameter.

5. Bake until the centers are still slightly soft to the touch, 11 to
14 minutes. Let cool on the cookie sheet for 5 minutes, then transfer
to racks to cool completely.

 

WHY

11.18.09 (11:03 pm)   [edit]
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?


Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know
there is not enough money?


Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars;
but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?


If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?


Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?


Why is it you never hear father-in-law jokes?


The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.


Thoughts

11.17.09 (1:55 am)   [edit]

If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?


 

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


 

Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?


 

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?


 

If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?


 

Do fish ever get thirsty?


 

Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?


 

If ignorance is bliss, why arn't more people happy?

Snakes & Ladders Game 105

11.15.09 (5:45 pm)   [edit]

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Thanks to everyone that continue to play snakes an ladders, we had a total of 175 comments in game 1, A total of 75 comments in game 2 and 85 in game 3. In game 4 we had 112 comments, in Game 5 we had 97 comments, in game 6 we had a total of 104 comments. In game seven we have 85 comments and in game 8 we have 95, In game 9 we have 94 comments, Game 10 we have 102 comments,Game 11 we have 105 comments. In Game 12 we have 103 comments and in game 13 we have 75. Game 14 had 88 comments, Game 15 has 90 comments, In Game 16 we have 91 comments,
 

In Game 17 we have 106 comments,In Game 18 we have 101 comments and in Game 19 we have set a new record with 155 comments.In Game 20 we have 138 comments. In Game 21 we had 115 comments and in game 22 we have 113 comments, In game 23 we have 118 comments, In game 24 we have 129 comments, In game 25 we have 138 comments, In Game 26 we have 168 comments, In Game 27 we have 161 comments In game 28 we had 163 comments, In game 29 we had 169 comments, In game 30 we had 149 and in game 31 we have 174 comments, In game 32 we have 122 comments, in game 33 we had 120 comments, In game 34 we have 138 comments, In game 35 we had 130 comments, In game 36 we had 130 comments,In game 37 we had 119 comments, In game 38 we had 121 comments, In game 39 we had 127, In game 40 we have 117 comments, In game 41 we have 102 comments, In game 42 we had 166 comments, In game 43 we have 162 comments , In game 44 we have 144 comments, In game 45 we had 113 comments, In game 46 we have 115 comments , In game 47 we have 111 comments, In game 48 we have 118 comments, In game 49 we have 114 commrnts, In game 50 we have 108 comments, In game 51 we have 118 comments, In game 52 we have 106 comments, In game 53 we have 115, In game 54 we had 112 comments, In game 55 we had 128 comments, In game 56 we had 123 comments, In game 57 we had 132 comments, In game 58 we had 121 comments, In game 59 we had 106, In game 60 we have 107 comments,

In game 61 we have 104 comments,In game 62 we had 109 comments, IN Game 63 we had 88 comments,In game 64 we had 101 comments,In game 65 we had 118 comments, In game 66 we had 119 comments, In game 67 we had 88 comments,In Game 68 we had 130 comments, In Game 69 we had 122 comments, In game 70 we had 108 comments, In game 71 we had 105 comments, in game 72 we had 64 comments, In game 73 we had 124 comments, In game 74 we had 103 comments, In game 75 we had 95 comments,In game 76 we had 103 comments, In game 77 we had 90 comments, In game 78 we have 110 commentsn in game79 we have 104 comments,

In game 80 we have 137,

I game 81 we have 107 comments,In game 82 we have 105 comments, In Game 83 we have 105 comments, In game 84 we had 98 comments, In game 85 we had 86 comments, In game 86 we had 100 comments, In game 87 we had 90 comments,In game 88 we had 102 comments, In game 89 we had 84 comments, In game 90 we had 91 comments, In game 91 we had 78, In game 92 we had 99 comments, In game 93 we had 82 comments, In game 94 we had 94 comments, In game 95 we had 114 comments, In game 96 we had 81 comments, In game 97 we had 72 comments, In game98 we had 61 comments, in game 99 we had 80 comments, in game 100 we 80 comments, In game 101 we had 70 comments, in game 102 we had 61 comments, In Game 103 we had 71 comments, In game 104 we had 76 comments so& nbsp;let 's start Game 105 so that we don't have to scroll down so far.

Thanks to all that continue to play. I  want to thank Coni who continues to play and always keep me inspired.

AuntConi is in the Number one position as most active player and Barnabus is in second place, followed by OS and Kram in 3rd place.Hope PG will be back soon.  We want to thank Tampi, Mimi, and Lostin in 4th position. Thanks Surrogate,Sebastian, Engg, SZ, ink,Nefri and ggirl for dropping in also to add to the fun. Welcome to Swanktrend, Willey, Kinghavoc and hei. Chrisflea, nakedperson, bipolarexoress , vitamin and PastorDave, We want to thank cyrix,pcbiologist and kgurl  for joining us. Welcome to tampi, dattebaka, raj and Pretensions and BlackCherry. Welcome to our newest player this week is rajkumarpb. I want to thank namm and alaskawildflower s for joining in.

Make a sentence from the last word used.


GirlFriends

11.14.09 (5:40 pm)   [edit]

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The New Motto for 2010!! Start it early!!!
>
> A Poem About Our Girlfriends
> Someone will always be prettier.
> Someone will always be smarter.
> Some of their houses will be bigger.
> Some will drive a better car.
> Their children will do better in school.
> And their husband will fix more things around the house.
> So let it go, and love you and your circumstances
> Think about it!
> The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
> The most highly favored woman on your job may
> be unable to have children.
> The richest woman you know, she's got the car,
> the house, the clothes~ might be lonely.
> And the word says, 'If I have not Love, I am nothing.'
> So, again, love you. Love who you are.
> Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, 'I am too Blessed
> to be Stressed and too Anointed, to be Disappointed!'
> 'Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen.'
> Be 'Blessed' Ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman.
> 'To the world you might be one person, to me you are special!
>

"The Month Before Christmas"

11.14.09 (5:19 pm)   [edit]

Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
* December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.*
*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*
*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,
not Happy Holiday !*
Please, all Christians join together and
wish everyone you meet during the
holidays a
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is ¡The Reason¢ for the Christ-mas Season!

Another Good Idea

11.06.09 (11:16 am)   [edit]

When you are faced with unemployment and can't find a job, what do you do?

He came up with the idea of advertising a company's business on a T-shirt that he
wears for a dollar a day and then he use places like twitter to promote the company.

For his human billboard service, he charges the "face value" of the day so January 1 costs $1, while December 31 costs $365.

  It adds up to $66,795 a year if he sells out every day, which he did this year. He also sells monthly sponsorships for $1,500, adding another $18,000 to his income.

  He walk around, take photos, wear the shirt all day ... I blog about those photos, I put 'em up on Twitter.

"He made about $83,000 this year."

This is another example of, If there is a will there is a way.

 

 

Never Give Up

11.06.09 (1:29 am)   [edit]
I remember reading last year about the woman in S. Korea that took the written exam
for a drivers license 950 times without passing.

Finally she passed the test.That is what I call perseverance I think that I
 would have given up out of embarrassment long ago if I had failed it
that many times.

With near-daily attempts since April 2005  and spending more

than 5 million won ($4,200) in application fees she passed.

She needed to score the minimum 60 out of a possible 100 points

needed to get behind the wheel for a driving test.

She finally passed the written exam with a score of 60 on Wednesday

Let's wish her luck because now she must pass a driving test to get her license.

 She needs the license for her vegetable-selling business.

Now that is a real never give up attitude.